{"id":1097,"date":"2014-07-19T06:39:01","date_gmt":"2014-07-19T13:39:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/?page_id=1097"},"modified":"2018-08-03T16:01:30","modified_gmt":"2018-08-03T23:01:30","slug":"it-hurts-volume-1","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/?page_id=1097","title":{"rendered":"IT HURTS!! Volume 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/store-cover.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1105\" src=\"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/store-cover-230x300.png\" alt=\"store-cover\" width=\"230\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/store-cover-230x300.png 230w, http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/store-cover-785x1024.png 785w, http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/store-cover.png 980w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 230px) 100vw, 230px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>IT HURTS Volume 1 is one classy book. You should buy it! <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The book contains the first 116 It Hurts comics plus the 2013 Christmas special!<\/p>\n<p><strong>BUT WAIT! THERE&#8217;S MORE! You also get:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Character profiles<\/li>\n<li>Extra Art<\/li>\n<li>Deleted \/ Alternate comics<\/li>\n<li>The Origin of It Hurts<\/li>\n<li>Fan Art<\/li>\n<li>Guest Comics<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Pricing:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>$19.99 per book!<\/p>\n<p>$5 extra if you want me to sketch something neat in your book! <strong>For the sketch request, no sexy stuff &#038; no political stuff. Sorry. And pretty please keep the sketch request simple.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Domestic Shipping: $6 for 1 book, $9 for 2 books, $13 for 3 books, $15 for 4 books, and $18 for 5+ books.<\/p>\n<p>Shipping to Canada: $20 for 1 book, $22 for 2 books, $24 for 3 books, $27 for 4+ books.<\/p>\n<p>International Shipping: $27 for 1 book, $31 for 2 books, $34 for 3+ books..<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>OH DUDE HEY LOOK AT THESE SWEET PREVIEWS!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/store-vol1prev1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/store-vol1prev1-150x150.png\" alt=\"store-vol1prev1\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/store-vol1prev2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/store-vol1prev2-150x150.png\" alt=\"store-vol1prev2\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/store-vol1prev3.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/store-vol1prev3-150x150.png\" alt=\"store-vol1prev3\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You should buy this. I love drawing these comics and I would love for you to have this. C&#8217;mon. Do it for the Gobster. :3 &lt;3<\/p>\n<form target=\"paypal\" action=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/cgi-bin\/webscr\" method=\"post\">\n<input type=\"hidden\" name=\"cmd\" value=\"_s-xclick\"><br \/>\n<input type=\"hidden\" name=\"hosted_button_id\" value=\"DQDDYRH35NTVY\"><\/p>\n<table>\n<tr>\n<td><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"on0\" value=\"Sketch Inside?\">Sketch Inside?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><select name=\"os0\"><option value=\"Yes\">Yes $24.99 USD<\/option><option value=\"No\">No $19.99 USD<\/option><\/select> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"on1\" value=\"Sketch Request - Simple Plz!\">Sketch Request &#8211; Simple Plz!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input type=\"text\" name=\"os1\" maxlength=\"200\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"on2\" value=\"Recipient Name (optional)\">Recipient Name (optional)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input type=\"text\" name=\"os2\" maxlength=\"200\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"currency_code\" value=\"USD\"><br \/>\n<input type=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/www.paypalobjects.com\/en_US\/i\/btn\/btn_cart_LG.gif\" border=\"0\" name=\"submit\" alt=\"PayPal - The safer, easier way to pay online!\"><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/www.paypalobjects.com\/en_US\/i\/scr\/pixel.gif\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\"><br \/>\n<\/form>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nALSO AVAILABLE ON AMAZON!<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/HURTS-1-Beginning-Gobolatula\/dp\/1497401003\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1425871095&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=gobolatula\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1885\" src=\"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/buy1._V192207739_.gif\" alt=\"buy1._V192207739_\" width=\"176\" height=\"28\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Don&#8217;t like physical copies of things? You can get this book digitally for $6.99 on Kindle!<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/HURTS-1-Gobolatula-ebook\/dp\/B07FDMQTSZ\/ref=sr_1_4?s=digital-text&#038;ie=UTF8&#038;qid=1533337018&#038;sr=1-4&#038;keywords=it+hurts+gobolatula\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/kindle-badge_3.png\" alt=\"kindle-badge_3\" width=\"143\" height=\"48\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3922\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>IT HURTS Volume 1 is one classy book. You should buy it! The book contains the first 116 It Hurts comics plus the 2013 Christmas special! BUT WAIT! THERE&#8217;S MORE! You also get: Character profiles Extra Art Deleted \/ Alternate[&hellip;]<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/?page_id=1097\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1097","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-g23ssaazt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1097","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1097"}],"version-history":[{"count":41,"href":"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1097\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3950,"href":"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1097\/revisions\/3950"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}