{"id":3745,"date":"2017-09-01T11:04:29","date_gmt":"2017-09-01T18:04:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/?page_id=3745"},"modified":"2022-06-02T00:02:24","modified_gmt":"2022-06-02T07:02:24","slug":"it-hurts-3-book-bundle-deal","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/?page_id=3745","title":{"rendered":"IT HURTS COMPLETE SERIES BUNDLE DEAL!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3924\" src=\"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/completeseriesbundle.png\" alt=\"completeseriesbundle\" width=\"650\" height=\"170\" srcset=\"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/completeseriesbundle.png 650w, http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/completeseriesbundle-300x78.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>THE COMPLETE SERIES! <span style=\"color: red;\">IT HURTS VOLUMES 1-6 FOR $150.00<\/span> WITH CUSTOM SKETCHES FOR EACH BOOK! REDUCED SHIPPING COST! REDUCED SKETCH COST! TRUST ME THIS IS A GOOD FUCKING DEAL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Whoa, what&#8217;s THIS?! A special six-tuple book deal?! You know it, baby cakes. Reduced shipping? Reduced sketch prices?!<\/p>\n<p>Can I write a stupid ad or what?!?<\/p>\n<p>So anyway dude, with this bundle, you get ALL of IT HURTS (comics 1-475), plus:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Book 1 Extras<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Character profiles<\/li>\n<li>Extra Art<\/li>\n<li>Deleted \/ Alternate comics<\/li>\n<li>The Origin of It Hurts<\/li>\n<li>Fan Art<\/li>\n<li>Guest Comics<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Book 2 Extras<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Character profiles<\/li>\n<li>Extra Art<\/li>\n<li>Fan Art<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Book 3 Extras<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Brand New Book 3 Exclusive Comic! 8 pages long! It&#8217;s about Pasqy &amp; his mommy!<\/li>\n<li>Character profiles<\/li>\n<li>Extra Art<\/li>\n<li>Fan Art<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Book 4 Extras<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;Trisssh the Hideous&#8221; &#8211; Trisssh&#8217;s origin story by Grail!<\/li>\n<li>Brand New Book 4 Exclusive Comic! 10 pages long! It&#8217;s a mini adventure with Pasq &amp; pals!<\/li>\n<li>Character profiles<\/li>\n<li>Extra Art<\/li>\n<li>Fan Art<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Book 5 Extras<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Brand New Book 5 Exclusive Comic! 11 pages long! It&#8217;s about Eliza &amp; Mr. Jones in Hell!<\/li>\n<li>Character profiles<\/li>\n<li>Extra Art<\/li>\n<li>Fan Art<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Book 6 Extras<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>EXCLUSIVE: Katie&#8217;s Journal &#8211; Excerpts from the journal of crazy ol&#8217; Katie!<\/li>\n<li>Book 6 Exclusive Comic! &#8220;Winter Wonderland!&#8221; It&#8217;s super long.<\/li>\n<li>Character profiles<\/li>\n<li>Extra Art<\/li>\n<li>Fan Art<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Domestic Shipping: $6<\/p>\n<p>Shipping to Canada &amp; International Shipping: <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">$6 Initially, then I will contact you with actual pricing and request additional money. I&#8217;m not sure why, but international shipping prices fluctuate a lot. I&#8217;ll do my best to give you a discount on the shipping. Apologies in advance for the hassle and thank you for your Patience. NOTE: If international shipping ends up costing significantly more than you initially paid, I will contact you. I will refund your money if you cannot cover the shipping cost.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>For the sketch requests, no sexy stuff &amp; no political stuff. Sorry. And <b>pretty please keep the sketch request simple<\/b>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY it &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3<\/p>\n<form action=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/cgi-bin\/webscr\" method=\"post\" target=\"paypal\"><input name=\"cmd\" type=\"hidden\" value=\"_s-xclick\" \/><br \/>\n<input name=\"hosted_button_id\" type=\"hidden\" value=\"JSJQA6H8E3H7A\" \/><\/p>\n<table>\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><input name=\"on0\" type=\"hidden\" value=\"Name (Optional)\" \/>Name (Optional)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input maxlength=\"200\" name=\"os0\" type=\"text\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input name=\"on1\" type=\"hidden\" value=\"Book 1 Sketch Request\" \/>Book 1 Sketch Request<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input maxlength=\"200\" name=\"os1\" type=\"text\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input name=\"on2\" type=\"hidden\" value=\"Book 2 Sketch Request\" \/>Book 2 Sketch Request<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input maxlength=\"200\" name=\"os2\" type=\"text\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input name=\"on3\" type=\"hidden\" value=\"Book 3 Sketch Request\" \/>Book 3 Sketch Request<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input maxlength=\"200\" name=\"os3\" type=\"text\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input name=\"on4\" type=\"hidden\" value=\"Book 4 Sketch Request\" \/>Book 4 Sketch Request<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input maxlength=\"200\" name=\"os4\" type=\"text\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input name=\"on5\" type=\"hidden\" value=\"Book 5 Sketch Request\" \/>Book 5 Sketch Request<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input maxlength=\"200\" name=\"os5\" type=\"text\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input name=\"on6\" type=\"hidden\" value=\"Book 6 Sketch Request\" \/>Book 6 Sketch Request<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input maxlength=\"200\" name=\"os6\" type=\"text\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><input alt=\"PayPal - The safer, easier way to pay online!\" name=\"submit\" src=\"https:\/\/www.paypalobjects.com\/en_US\/i\/btn\/btn_cart_LG.gif\" type=\"image\" \/><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: none !important;\" hidden=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.paypalobjects.com\/en_US\/i\/scr\/pixel.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<\/form>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>THE COMPLETE SERIES! IT HURTS VOLUMES 1-6 FOR $150.00 WITH CUSTOM SKETCHES FOR EACH BOOK! REDUCED SHIPPING COST! REDUCED SKETCH COST! TRUST ME THIS IS A GOOD FUCKING DEAL!! Whoa, what&#8217;s THIS?! A special six-tuple book deal?! You know it,[&hellip;]<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/?page_id=3745\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3745","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-g23ssaazt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3745","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3745"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3745\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4029,"href":"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3745\/revisions\/4029"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}