{"id":1149,"date":"2014-07-23T17:55:24","date_gmt":"2014-07-24T00:55:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/?p=1149"},"modified":"2014-07-23T18:04:34","modified_gmt":"2014-07-24T01:04:34","slug":"the-revenge-of-egghead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/?p=1149","title":{"rendered":"THE REVENGE OF EGGHEAD"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ladies and gentlemen, the brilliant Egghead bestowed a few new gifts upon us!<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/09usx90h2on3.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/09usx90h2on3-300x285.png\" alt=\"09usx90h2on3\" width=\"300\" height=\"285\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1151\" srcset=\"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/09usx90h2on3-300x285.png 300w, http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/09usx90h2on3-1024x975.png 1024w, http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/09usx90h2on3.png 1597w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nAlly, Pasqy, &#038; Poop<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/dh8h92d987dw.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/dh8h92d987dw-261x300.png\" alt=\"dh8h92d987dw\" width=\"261\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1145\" srcset=\"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/dh8h92d987dw-261x300.png 261w, http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/dh8h92d987dw-892x1024.png 892w, http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/dh8h92d987dw.png 940w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 261px) 100vw, 261px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nScared Katie<br \/>\nThese will be in the <a href=\"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/?page_id=724\" title=\"FAN ART!\">FAN ART PAGE!<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Submit your own fan art! Email me at <A HREF=\"mailto:gobolatula@yahoo.com\">gobolatula@yahoo.com!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ladies and gentlemen, the brilliant Egghead bestowed a few new gifts upon us! Ally, Pasqy, &#038; Poop Scared Katie These will be in the FAN ART PAGE! Submit your own fan art! Email me at gobolatula@yahoo.com!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[68],"class_list":["post-1149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-updates","tag-egghead","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-g23ssaazt"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1149"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1149\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1152,"href":"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1149\/revisions\/1152"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gobolatula.com\/ithurts\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}