You ever take one of those dumps where it feels like you’re birthing Godzilla (2014) and you look down and you’re like “Oh fuck I’m not even halfway done and by the end of it the turd has to bend yo fit in the bowl? I’m from the UK so our toilets don’t fill up with water, but I bet if it did it would displace the water out of the toilet and make it look like I pissed myself (Which I don’t) so honestly it’s probably a good thing.
And then there’s the other times where it feels like Godzilla 2000 is crawling out of your butt. Ouch!
I can hear it, which either means I’m hearing things or I’m an audience to a Garfield comic.
Either way, I belong in a loony bin.
I take it Tubsy will be sitting this one out? (WINK)
I love you.
You ever take one of those dumps where it feels like you’re birthing Godzilla (2014) and you look down and you’re like “Oh fuck I’m not even halfway done and by the end of it the turd has to bend yo fit in the bowl? I’m from the UK so our toilets don’t fill up with water, but I bet if it did it would displace the water out of the toilet and make it look like I pissed myself (Which I don’t) so honestly it’s probably a good thing.
And then there’s the other times where it feels like Godzilla 2000 is crawling out of your butt. Ouch!
Patience is a reverse Maddie.
They could be good friends… maybe.
Nobody can hear garfield’s thoughts either, though.
Tubsy can.
PFM and Garfield take place in the same universe and no one can convince me otherwise
Excuse you, Gob, but where’s the Tubsy’s Gut tag?
Right there! Can’t you see it? 😉
Can you please tag this “does not contain 10,000 spiders”, just so I know?
Yeah