You’re the finest smelling piece of shit. Also, it’s now my goal in life to drive someone to hate me so much that they program a security system to recognize me as a retard.
The big 3-0 huh, I’m there myself. It’s not so bad so long as you remember you’re only as young as you feel. I know that sounds generic as hell but it’s true. I went through my “I’m getting old” phase shortly after my 29th b-day when I realized the next year I’d be 30. And let me tell you thinking like that’ll just make you feel depressed.
For what it’s worth this advice is coming from someone who while I don’t want to go into detail lets just say walkings not always an option, if it can work for me it’ll work for you.
Happy Birthday you piece of trash. You’re not like ordinary trash, though. It’s like when you find a whole cake someone discarded the day before expiration. I’m like,”Sweet, a whole cake. Why would someone throw this away? It’s totally still good. Oh man, and it says ‘Happy Birthday, Gobby’ Why did they throw it out? Do they hate you?”. You’re that kind of trash, and I love you.
Happy birthday, you piece of shit.
You’re the finest smelling piece of shit. Also, it’s now my goal in life to drive someone to hate me so much that they program a security system to recognize me as a retard.
Thank you my dear friend. Happy birthday to you too whenever your birthday is. <3
lol turbo puberty, thankfully that’s not real or teenagers would be unbearable.
Happy birthday Gob! How old are you now?
Thank you! Ugh. I’m 30 years old. Blehh…
The big 3-0 huh, I’m there myself. It’s not so bad so long as you remember you’re only as young as you feel. I know that sounds generic as hell but it’s true. I went through my “I’m getting old” phase shortly after my 29th b-day when I realized the next year I’d be 30. And let me tell you thinking like that’ll just make you feel depressed.
For what it’s worth this advice is coming from someone who while I don’t want to go into detail lets just say walkings not always an option, if it can work for me it’ll work for you.
Do me a favor and shoot me an email, bro: gobolatula@yahoo.com . <3
Happy birthday, Gob-kun!
Thank you!
Took you 30 years to make a decent comic strip? Jeez take forever.
But for realsy you are totes cool and i would give you the most best reach around for your birthday. Keep it sleezy.
I would humbly accept that reacharound, friend. Thank you for the birthday wishes. <33 xoxo
Happy Birthday you piece of trash. You’re not like ordinary trash, though. It’s like when you find a whole cake someone discarded the day before expiration. I’m like,”Sweet, a whole cake. Why would someone throw this away? It’s totally still good. Oh man, and it says ‘Happy Birthday, Gobby’ Why did they throw it out? Do they hate you?”. You’re that kind of trash, and I love you.
I love you too, you Jewely bastid. <33
Gob what if you’re a cyborg.
Have you ever considered this.
What if this comic is just your subconscious reaching out to you
I’ve already considered this possibility and 01101111 01101000 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100010 01110010 01100001 01101001 01101110
oh shit, his brain!
“IDENTITY VERIFIED: RETARD PASQUALO”
Happy birthday man. Keep bringing us Joy in such quality dialogues, they never fail to make me laugh.
btw, any possibility to send you some fanart (without using 4ch)? Stay golden.
Yes!!! Thank you!!! Please email it to gobolatula@yahoo.com ! Thank you!!!