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473: Revenge

by Gobolatula on April 30, 2017 at 7:41 pm
Chapter: Final Chapter: We'll Meet Again No More Forever
└ Tags: allyhand, pasqualo, space rhinos
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  1. Gobolatula
    April 30, 2017, 9:41 pm | # | Reply

  2. Chumba Wumba
    April 30, 2017, 10:01 pm | # | Reply

    I seem to remember a time when he was the same age forever, and his birthday was a pretty big deal. Now, in the past 2 comics he’s aged 3199 years and the feelings that gives me are to abstract to put into words.

    Keep it up.

  3. Blackartistik
    April 30, 2017, 10:11 pm | # | Reply

    It took 3199 years… but he finally got gud.

  4. OH BOY
    April 30, 2017, 10:36 pm | # | Reply

    Geez, pasqy boy! You’re uh.
    not looking to great!

    (did your suit get baked into your cyberskin by space radiation? sweet hells)

  5. DJ
    April 30, 2017, 10:49 pm | # | Reply

    “Although he wished for 320kbps, he was unable to get a better quality. So eventually he stopped listening…”

    • North
      May 1, 2017, 9:20 am | # | Reply

      Pasq left it on repeat, with the pause function disabled
      He’ll be knocked down, then get up again, (you’re never gonna keep him down) until the universe cools.

      • Gobolatula
        May 1, 2017, 10:08 am | # | Reply

        Yep. That puppy’s on repeat and cannot be shut off.

      • Max
        May 2, 2017, 4:45 am | # | Reply

        Starting to think that’s where we’re going. 2 pages left. 1 page, another exponential time skip to the heat death of the universe and the big crunch, last page Pasq deals with Grand-Supreme-Mega-God. Props if Rhino-head floats by complete with music playing.

  6. DJ
    April 30, 2017, 11:14 pm | # | Reply

    Will Ally and the rest still remember Pasqualo after 3200 years?
    http://imgur.com/mGV3YJH

    • special jay
      May 1, 2017, 8:44 am | # | Reply

      The better question is, considering how easy it is for souls to get destroyed in hell, do Ally and the others even exist?

      • Me
        May 15, 2017, 1:22 am | # | Reply

        Well, when they cease to exist, all traces of them are wiped from reality. Ally’s hair is still attached to the bow, so she’s still dead and existing in Hell. (In the next issue, however…)

    • Qwerty
      May 1, 2017, 2:53 pm | # | Reply

      Another good question would be: does time work that way between Hell and Material Space?

    • DIO Brando
      May 1, 2017, 5:57 pm | # | Reply

      The living remember the dead, the dead remember the living, and the dead remember the dead, but the dead don’t remember the dead-dead. Do the dead remember the dead-turned-living?

  7. Max
    April 30, 2017, 11:47 pm | # | Reply

    Space Rhino shitting itself to death was the most satisfying revenge. A++. Well worth the wait.

  8. Tressax
    May 1, 2017, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    I just realized he put a speaker on his arm to talk for allyhand. Masterful Gob, just masterful!

  9. Enkidu
    May 1, 2017, 12:53 am | # | Reply

    I like how he developed a little speaker on his arm for Allyhand to speak. That is some crazy good tech for Pasq to still be alive and getting more powerful after over 3000 years

  10. bbb
    May 1, 2017, 1:59 am | # | Reply

    damn audiophile space rhinos

  11. hhongery
    May 1, 2017, 6:11 am | # | Reply

    so thats why he needed to do 3200 years worth of sidequests

  12. Blue Amy
    May 1, 2017, 8:17 am | # | Reply

    Some of Pasq’s demeanor and facial expressions on this page reminds me of God. Was that intentional? I wonder if “The strong always crushes the weak” was also what God meant when he said “it isn’t meant to be [fair].”

  13. RolandTower
    May 1, 2017, 9:31 am | # | Reply

    So, noticing that he now has godlike powers all executed with his right hand…

    Is this just related to him becoming stronger over time, or related to direct, repeated contact between his right hand and God?

    • mr. creamyshits
      May 4, 2017, 2:03 pm | # | Reply

      so what youre asking is ‘did he jerk his god-dick enough times for the power to “rub off” onto his hand’

  14. Ratface
    May 1, 2017, 10:39 am | # | Reply

    Chumbawumba at 64kbps for all eternity? You’d have to be the most massive pud ever to warrant that kind of sentence.
    Oh. Oh yeah!

  15. Nestor
    May 1, 2017, 1:15 pm | # | Reply

    Okay that was a pretty gud revenge. AAA+ would lose everyone I’ve ever loved again

  16. MathasaHat
    May 1, 2017, 4:43 pm | # | Reply

    I think its safe too assume Pasq has the power to go beyond the 4th wall

  17. Pen
    May 1, 2017, 7:56 pm | # | Reply

    I did not expect to see a space rhino defecate himself inside-out.

  18. cc
    May 1, 2017, 10:33 pm | # | Reply

    Wait, so, do Space Rhinos live 3000+ years too, or is time only passing faster for Pasqy, like relativity and stuff? Although I think that’s backwards if that’s the case..

    • Gobolatula
      May 2, 2017, 3:54 am | # | Reply

      They live to be quite old, yes.

  19. Blind Lemon
    May 2, 2017, 1:42 pm | # | Reply

    WAIT….turtle based life…. turtle necks….HOLY SHIT GOB YOU BASTARD

    • Blind Lemon
      May 2, 2017, 1:43 pm | # | Reply

      I love you.

  20. Dias
    May 3, 2017, 10:38 pm | # | Reply

    “Because Space Rhino is sealed inside the Absolutely Safe Capsule, the battle is, by definition, over.”

  21. monomalo
    May 4, 2017, 2:56 pm | # | Reply

    love the old turtle’s face on panel 12…
    reminds me of GTO.

  22. Zombie
    May 4, 2017, 9:01 pm | # | Reply

    It took me a few seconds to realize he turned the whole rhino army into red mist back there in turtle planet.
    something tells me that while it was a swift death, it was not a painless one.

  23. FLCL_rox
    May 5, 2017, 8:55 am | # | Reply

    I’m super ready for the silmarillion level prequel webcomic Gob is gonna do to explain why cheap processed wieners from Earth look EXACTLY like the edible minerals that can be mined on a planet of humanoid turtles.

  24. Nobody really
    May 6, 2017, 4:01 am | # | Reply

    Well played, it only took 387 pages but we finally got to see someone die from shitting out all their blood.

  25. Acetone
    May 6, 2017, 9:43 pm | # | Reply

    >oh man did you just shit yourself?

  26. kwakiutl
    June 29, 2020, 8:24 pm | # | Reply

    remember when he Pasqualo was just a little depressed kid who punched and got punched by his best friend?

  27. Anonymous
    October 14, 2020, 10:28 am | # | Reply

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlZzJZ8IJ04

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