Calling it now – Pasq’s mom is the opposite of his dad; loves him WAY too much. Went about “securing him a mate” so after the apocalypse he could still give her grandchildren.
Also, seconding the “WTF when did Pasqualo change genders” before seeing the text. (as a side note Pasq’s mom is kinda hot)
This actually had me scratching my head untill I scrolled down further and saw the introduction, silly me!
But still I thought it was possible there is the chance of more cyborgs out there.
Two hundred and fifty seven cans of beans in a month, Katie. You ate eight and a half cans of beans a day for a straight month, Katie. That’s 3400 calories. That’s over twice your maintenance even if you’d been exercising; that is damn near a pound of fat a day, gross intake. You’ve gained 16 to 20 pounds in a month. That was all our fucking food, Katie. What the fuck is wrong with you.
I don’t give a shit about this character. Bring back that other shitty character. What was his name? Fagboy? No, wait. P-something. Pumpernickel?
I don’t understand
It took me a good few moments to establish that, no, my favorite shitty comic didn’t just start indulging in its creepy weirdass genderbending fetish.
I almost didn’t have that “indtroducing” text there. My editor / friend told me to add it and I’m glad I did.
Wise man.
This is very ironic in hindsight
Congrats at having the first unexpected plot twist I’ve experienced since the ending of Machete Kills.
The banner of the site changed too, you sly dog.
Pasqualo’s mom or whatever?
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
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Calling it now – Pasq’s mom is the opposite of his dad; loves him WAY too much. Went about “securing him a mate” so after the apocalypse he could still give her grandchildren.
Also, seconding the “WTF when did Pasqualo change genders” before seeing the text. (as a side note Pasq’s mom is kinda hot)
he wouldn’t look any different if he changed genders, cis scum, you’re thinking of sex. check your damn privilege.
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Gob, you bastard! Stop toying with my emotions!
What.exe
o lawd
I have a theory about why this chapter’s going on so long – decode it with rot13.com –
GUVF NAQ NYZBFG RIREL PUNCGRE ZNL RAQ JVGU GUR HAVIREFR TRGGVAT EROBBGRQ
TBOBYNGHYN.PBZ/TQ ZNL OR PUNCGRE MREB BE FBZR ARTNGVIR-AHZORERQ PUNCGRE
PUNCGRE-1-QNQ ZNL UNIR XABJA NOBHG GUR TQ-HAVIREFR NAQ ZNEEVRQ WRAAVSRE VAFGRNQ BS ZNEFUN ORPNHFR QNLHZA
This actually had me scratching my head untill I scrolled down further and saw the introduction, silly me!
But still I thought it was possible there is the chance of more cyborgs out there.
Two hundred and fifty seven cans of beans.
Two hundred and fifty seven cans of beans in a month, Katie. You ate eight and a half cans of beans a day for a straight month, Katie. That’s 3400 calories. That’s over twice your maintenance even if you’d been exercising; that is damn near a pound of fat a day, gross intake. You’ve gained 16 to 20 pounds in a month. That was all our fucking food, Katie. What the fuck is wrong with you.