Be careful, Pasqualo.
Home Alone-related injuries are the number 1 cause of break-ups in the Eastern United States.
I should know, got an M burned into my hand because my girlfriend at the time didn’t want me going into her sex dungeon.
I don’t think they have a very good understanding of the home-alone mechanics involved here. Skateboards are for inducing implausibly long, complicated and uncontrolled physical translations of intruders. They also fail to grasp subtlety, as having a double headed axe visibly protruding through a mail slot might tip someone off.
Someone should record Katie’s snoring then play it backwards. I bet it’s number stations.
Coming up with that kind of stuff is pretty fun.
So are they going to home alone the fuck out of the repulicans or what?
Ssshhhhh… This is where we go to ESCAPE politics.
Be careful, Pasqualo.
Home Alone-related injuries are the number 1 cause of break-ups in the Eastern United States.
I should know, got an M burned into my hand because my girlfriend at the time didn’t want me going into her sex dungeon.
Surely nothing can go wrong!
What kind of family film is this without scalding hot water?
Gob, are they gonna fug?
An adult woman who hates men, and a little boy who won’t even have sex with his girlfriend (Unless that’s happened off panel? I dunno, I’m not gob.).
That makes a weird amount of fucked up sense.
bet katie snores like a mofo
Probably why Pasquallo doesn’t sleep anymore
Aww yeah Rube Goldberg the HELL out of those threats!
wait, have pasq and katie done the business yet?
just fuck already
I don’t think they have a very good understanding of the home-alone mechanics involved here. Skateboards are for inducing implausibly long, complicated and uncontrolled physical translations of intruders. They also fail to grasp subtlety, as having a double headed axe visibly protruding through a mail slot might tip someone off.
Someone should record Katie’s snoring then play it backwards. I bet it’s number stations.