It’s weird, since I first read that strip I had this mental image of Dadsqualo sitting in a dark room, one hand holding his beloved sledgehammer, staring soullessly at a computer screen showing hardcore porn, and not even getting a boner. Now I know that that is probably not too far from what actually happened…
A) Is it my imagination or do the hair colors represented in the original Field of Dead Angels provide a rough match to certain tiny horses (plus some extras)? B) I like that all angels apparently smile no matter what, it makes Aurora’s rare non-smile all the better. Even if we got punked on the one really good fierce look. C) I know this universe has problems, but somehow Dadsqualo making it to Heaven is just the shit icing on the shit shingle cake. I get the various reasons, I guess, but even so I’m just like…aight, screw this universe let Mom finish the job.
Alright, I think I need crib notes on what the bar is for getting into heaven. All I thought may be wrong, and if so, I’ll have to change all my plans.
Everyone goes to heaven, assuming they never touch their wiener. that’s the one unforgivable sin. For girls, it’s letting the sunlight touch your skin.
I have a feeling the end of It Hurts!! is going to upset a lot of people, in a “this is how it has to be but fuck you for not giving these characters the fairytale ending they deserve” way.
I love Pasq’s dad, but I REALLY want him to get some sort of comeuppance. Even if it’s just forcing a facial expression on him like at the talent show. Alternatively, rip off his hand and slap his own wiener with it.
dad never touched his wiener
Then how did he make pasqualo?
Cyborg Mom’s cavernous flesh cave sucked him in without manual assisstance
Dad’s got some truly patrician taste in blankets.
oh wow god looks a bit different than i expected here
Oh god, why are all these creepy-ass dead angels smiling
How…how did he piss?
I guess building robots to touch your wiener for you is a loophole?
Hands free, the way God intended.
Free streamin’, baby. Just put your hands behind your head and let it go where it will.
Well, obviously. But why didn’t Jen murdelize Him?
gobbo, that is some damn fine artwork in that panel with the distance view of all the dead angels
That would be Grail. Grail did all of the Heaven background art as well as all of the dead angels.
http://gobolatula.com/ithurts/?comic=015-dad
It’s weird, since I first read that strip I had this mental image of Dadsqualo sitting in a dark room, one hand holding his beloved sledgehammer, staring soullessly at a computer screen showing hardcore porn, and not even getting a boner. Now I know that that is probably not too far from what actually happened…
A) Is it my imagination or do the hair colors represented in the original Field of Dead Angels provide a rough match to certain tiny horses (plus some extras)? B) I like that all angels apparently smile no matter what, it makes Aurora’s rare non-smile all the better. Even if we got punked on the one really good fierce look. C) I know this universe has problems, but somehow Dadsqualo making it to Heaven is just the shit icing on the shit shingle cake. I get the various reasons, I guess, but even so I’m just like…aight, screw this universe let Mom finish the job.
(STANDING OVATION) (standing on a pile of angel corpses)
yessssssssssssssssssss
Oh hell, he’s back.
They were right all along….
Magmaspider was a surprise tho!
The hero returns!
Do you think Dad will eventually fall down the stairway to heaven on a bender?
Alright, I think I need crib notes on what the bar is for getting into heaven. All I thought may be wrong, and if so, I’ll have to change all my plans.
Everyone goes to heaven, assuming they never touch their wiener. that’s the one unforgivable sin. For girls, it’s letting the sunlight touch your skin.
“not even to piss”
Wait, so you are telling me he went his entire life without touching his dick even once? Not even to piss?
“God is Dad”
MAEDO IN HEEBUN
If angels are just born angels, except for people like magmaspider and dad who became angels after getting to heaven, heaven must be really empty now.
Seeing Dad in Heaven is a little like reading those Jack Chick comics where the child molester is forgiven because he accepted Jesus as his savior.
Yes! YES! YYEEEEEESSSS!
Called it.
Also, as a side note, guesses whether that was Aurora saying his name as he passed through the gate?
Panel 8 lookin like a death metal album cover.
I have a feeling the end of It Hurts!! is going to upset a lot of people, in a “this is how it has to be but fuck you for not giving these characters the fairytale ending they deserve” way.
aw man, I hope this doesn’t end with the cute spider dying.
I love Pasq’s dad, but I REALLY want him to get some sort of comeuppance. Even if it’s just forcing a facial expression on him like at the talent show. Alternatively, rip off his hand and slap his own wiener with it.
I should have expected this, really. I mean it was a total surprise, but I -should- have expected it.