“Fort?” Bullshit, “fort.” Girls are allowed so it obviously ain’t a proper sort of fort. You’re also completely defenseless from all angles without the bed sheet blast shields.
And happy birthday, cunt. And by “cunt” I mean “mate,” because I learned that in Straya their mates are cunts and they call cunts mate.
Pillows shmillows. I mean, pillows are the sandbags, right? What good are a bunch of sandbags when the floor inevitably becomes lava? No, no, we need to move up to grandma’s handmade quilted comforter. That’s survivor tech.
“And happy birthday, cunt. And by “cunt” I mean “mate,” because I learned that in Straya their mates are cunts and they call cunts mate.” Nah we call everyone cunt.
I noticed I’m the only one in this comment chain that you didn’t thank. I’m not in the business of being nice to people to not get anything in return. Is there some beef, Gob? A beef needing squashed?
The idea that there are people on this earth that can actually recall enough about Xavier to quote it is very strange to me. I remember catching bits and pieces of it when it started airing and being unable to get into it. I liked most of the other stuff going on on Adult Swim at the time, though, so maybe I just wasn’t giving it enough of a chance. Was it actually good?
Why’s Jennifer an atheist? Or at least I have to infer that from her dialogue. Does she not know what Aurora is? Or does she think of her like she’s an alien being or something?
Well I’m sorry sir but I cannot confirm or deny what Aurora is or isn’t because of my no-spoiler policy. I realize that’s a pretty frustrating answer, so I’m double sorry.
I will say that Jen’s line *could* just be a lack of respect for deities or that maybe “normal folks” have the wrong idea. ::shrug::
Gob you have reached your day of birth yet again. Unless your mother was sliced open and you were pulled out like I was, which means you weren’t born. Either way, that’s a good thing because we like you.
Good fortunes.
Check for your belly button, that’s the only way to know for sure. However, there’s an exception to this rule: all human beings that were “born” (and not created) should have one, but those with outie belly buttons aren’t human, they’re monsters.
I’m curious exactly how old are Pasqualo’s parents? His dad was graying but that can be an early thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACSDSGlE40c
“Fort?” Bullshit, “fort.” Girls are allowed so it obviously ain’t a proper sort of fort. You’re also completely defenseless from all angles without the bed sheet blast shields.
And happy birthday, cunt. And by “cunt” I mean “mate,” because I learned that in Straya their mates are cunts and they call cunts mate.
It’s also missing pillows.
Ah right. Sorry for being oblivious, Happy Birthday as well, Gob!
Thank you Allen!
Pillows shmillows. I mean, pillows are the sandbags, right? What good are a bunch of sandbags when the floor inevitably becomes lava? No, no, we need to move up to grandma’s handmade quilted comforter. That’s survivor tech.
“And happy birthday, cunt. And by “cunt” I mean “mate,” because I learned that in Straya their mates are cunts and they call cunts mate.” Nah we call everyone cunt.
Thank you very much mant. It’s both words. I smushed them together.
Good work there cunt.
I noticed I’m the only one in this comment chain that you didn’t thank. I’m not in the business of being nice to people to not get anything in return. Is there some beef, Gob? A beef needing squashed?
“I am woefully beefless.” -Xavier, Renegade Angel. Thank you so much sir! <3 🙂
The idea that there are people on this earth that can actually recall enough about Xavier to quote it is very strange to me. I remember catching bits and pieces of it when it started airing and being unable to get into it. I liked most of the other stuff going on on Adult Swim at the time, though, so maybe I just wasn’t giving it enough of a chance. Was it actually good?
The writing was brilliant. Very quotable and PACKED with jokes.
Happy birthday, gobs <3
oh and yeah the comics pretty good too
Thank you Moosey!
Happy Birthday scumbag!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZsNutK2TN8
HAHAHA!!! Thank you!!
Gob, happy birthday. May all you days be filled with dick jokes.
Hahahaha! Thank you thank you.
Happy Birthday, Gob!
Keep up the good work man, really exited to see how this turns out!
Thank you very very much! I’m excited as well! I wonder what I’ll end up doing…
Happy yesterday, Gob.
Thank you sir.
I’ve got a question, Gob.
Why’s Jennifer an atheist? Or at least I have to infer that from her dialogue. Does she not know what Aurora is? Or does she think of her like she’s an alien being or something?
Well I’m sorry sir but I cannot confirm or deny what Aurora is or isn’t because of my no-spoiler policy. I realize that’s a pretty frustrating answer, so I’m double sorry.
I will say that Jen’s line *could* just be a lack of respect for deities or that maybe “normal folks” have the wrong idea. ::shrug::
Gob you have reached your day of birth yet again. Unless your mother was sliced open and you were pulled out like I was, which means you weren’t born. Either way, that’s a good thing because we like you.
Good fortunes.
I’m pretty sure I was born… PRETTY sure.
Check for your belly button, that’s the only way to know for sure. However, there’s an exception to this rule: all human beings that were “born” (and not created) should have one, but those with outie belly buttons aren’t human, they’re monsters.
I missed your birthday, so, uh, happy 364-days-before-your-next-birthday
Hahaha! Thank you very much!
good job gob
I’m starting to believe that Jennifer is not really that smart… she sounds pretty fucking dumb
Aww yeah, that’s a sweet fort. Talk about nurturing!