“GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING WASTE OF TIME FUCKING FOREST!! I COULD’VE BEEN SITTING IN MY ROOM PLAYING MY FUCKING DS!! I SWEAR TO GOD THE THINGS TOLERATE!! THE ONLY THING THAT’LL CHEER ME UP RIGHT NOW IS A FUCKING FISTFUL OF SLICED TURKEY AND A BARREL OF UTZ SNACK MIX AND WHO AM I KIDDING A BIG BAG OF THAT ALL-CANDY TRAIL MIX!! THEN I’LL FINALLY WORK UP THE COURAGE TO SMOKE A BOWL OF MY MOM’S WEED AND EAT EVEN MORE TURKEY PIE!!”
ally…..
:'(
Glad to see Pasq and Ally can still beat the shit outta each other when they need to.
Fucking hell. Every time I forget how funny this comic is some great line comes along and blindsides me.
I want to know what Ally said!
“GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING WASTE OF TIME FUCKING FOREST!! I COULD’VE BEEN SITTING IN MY ROOM PLAYING MY FUCKING DS!! I SWEAR TO GOD THE THINGS TOLERATE!! THE ONLY THING THAT’LL CHEER ME UP RIGHT NOW IS A FUCKING FISTFUL OF SLICED TURKEY AND A BARREL OF UTZ SNACK MIX AND WHO AM I KIDDING A BIG BAG OF THAT ALL-CANDY TRAIL MIX!! THEN I’LL FINALLY WORK UP THE COURAGE TO SMOKE A BOWL OF MY MOM’S WEED AND EAT EVEN MORE TURKEY PIE!!”
His face reminds me of that chubby black kid from the old wayside school cartoon. Think his name was myran or something.
Good lord, that face! Every time I think you’ve capped your artistic ability, you go above and beyond, gob. Thanks for making this.