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290: Hearts

by Gobolatula on May 19, 2015 at 9:00 pm
Chapter: Chapter 4: Back to School
└ Tags: bartleby, katie, rutherford, the principal
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  1. Gobolatula
    May 19, 2015, 9:00 pm | # | Reply

  2. Allen
    May 19, 2015, 9:02 pm | # | Reply

    Dear god. Obviously something was wrong with him. I thought Rutherford was his bro at first.

  3. Allen
    May 19, 2015, 9:02 pm | # | Reply

    Whoops I meant wrong with the principal.

  4. Bunghole
    May 19, 2015, 9:07 pm | # | Reply

    I think Pasqualo’s plan just took a slight bump in difficulty.

  5. Laitharex
    May 19, 2015, 9:10 pm | # | Reply

    A cancer like this must be eradicated.

  6. Amuro
    May 19, 2015, 9:11 pm | # | Reply

    Three heads are better than none, Bartleby, you ungrateful little shit.

    I hope Rutherford died the way he lived: sucking dick

    • Gobolatula
      May 19, 2015, 9:13 pm | # | Reply

      He got crushed by a meteor (comet?) while being arrested for smoking weed and drinking a 40 oz.

      • Amuro
        May 19, 2015, 10:16 pm | # | Reply

        If that ain’t hard as fuck, I don’t know what is.

  7. Allen
    May 19, 2015, 9:12 pm | # | Reply

    Looks like he has a scary face tattoo on the back of his neck.

    • Gobolatula
      May 19, 2015, 9:15 pm | # | Reply

      It says “hot dog bun” in cursive.

      • Allen
        May 19, 2015, 9:49 pm | # | Reply

        Argh my phone resolution fails me!

  8. ned
    May 19, 2015, 9:22 pm | # | Reply

    Was there anyone else in Rutherford’s little group of gay bullies wearing t-shirts with aggressive words on them?

    • Gobolatula
      May 19, 2015, 9:25 pm | # | Reply

      Nah it was just Rutherford and Bartleby.

      • SpaghettiWizard
        May 19, 2015, 11:21 pm | # | Reply

        Underneath Rutherford’s t-shirt was his true face – A man born to suck dick.
        What secrets could be under Bartleby’s?

        • FartMaster69
          May 20, 2015, 10:05 am | # | Reply

          to blow dick

        • Laitharex
          May 20, 2015, 3:49 pm | # | Reply

          To miss is family and cry himself to sleep at night.

  9. i forget who i am
    May 19, 2015, 10:29 pm | # | Reply

    This guy is starting to creep me out.

    Out of everything that’s ever been in this comic, this is the first time that actual creep has begun.

  10. Nestor
    May 20, 2015, 3:21 am | # | Reply

    So, they were dead before, like Allie’s sister, right? So it’s really just a joke in poor taste. Ha ha.

  11. cuntagious
    May 20, 2015, 3:50 am | # | Reply

    This is one diverse ass high school. Got the gays, the asians, the independent womyns, the dickless men. Truly this should be the focus of the comic.

    • Laitharex
      May 20, 2015, 3:50 pm | # | Reply

      N0000eeww

  12. Qwerty
    May 20, 2015, 4:24 am | # | Reply

    Jesus Christ, this is a fucking roller coaster! My emotions can’t take this anymore!

  13. Allen
    May 20, 2015, 6:56 am | # | Reply

    “I took your families bodies from their heads.”

    The way he words that. And his eyes…This guy ain’t human!

    • Gobolatula
      May 20, 2015, 7:05 am | # | Reply

      I originally wrote “I took your family’s heads off their bodies” but my wife suggested “bodies off their heads” which is way creepier.

      • Qwerty
        May 20, 2015, 5:31 pm | # | Reply

        Tell her she was right: that’s so God damn creepier.

        • Bunghole
          May 20, 2015, 6:35 pm | # | Reply

          Also I suggest you don’t sit RIGHT next to her during the next podcast for your own safety because god damn was she right.

  14. owen
    May 20, 2015, 2:22 pm | # | Reply

    – Piss
    2015

    • Allen
      May 21, 2015, 8:59 pm | # | Reply

      Nice catch!

  15. oneofus
    May 20, 2015, 5:49 pm | # | Reply

    The button pin stuck into his fore-brain makes him a better conductor of the holy message, with the voltage running through his skin. He can feel it in his mind. But Katie’s got the power in her hand to shock him like he won’t believe.

  16. EZPZ
    May 20, 2015, 6:14 pm | # | Reply

    I imagine The Principal to sound like he’s Barney the Dinosaur for some reason. Must be the blue caterpillar eyebrows, the big black eyes, and the buck teeth.

  17. PoopasaurusRex
    May 20, 2015, 7:06 pm | # | Reply

    Does anyone else picture the Principal talking in the same volume and sounding exactly like Bob Ross? I swear that makes him 1000 times creepier

    • The Paulosopher
      April 22, 2016, 7:04 pm | # | Reply

      “Ever make mistakes in life? Let’s make them birds. Yeah, they’re birds now.”

  18. ironheadrat
    May 21, 2015, 1:43 am | # | Reply

    To me, he seems like he should sound like the Blue Meanie from Yellow Submarine.

  19. Bunghole
    May 21, 2015, 11:35 am | # | Reply

    We’re setting up a pretty packed wheel for the game of “What the fuck does this guy sound like?”

  20. King Princessqueen
    May 21, 2015, 6:19 pm | # | Reply

    Why is this guy the scariest most unsettling thing so far despite all the zany shit that’s happened? This is truly remarkable.

  21. Allen
    May 21, 2015, 8:51 pm | # | Reply

    There should be a double dragon mod of Rutherford and Bartleby kicking the shit out of nerds.

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