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352: Two Kings

by Gobolatula on December 22, 2015 at 9:00 pm
Chapter: Chapter 5: Everyone Dies
└ Tags: allison, lodge, partyman, pasqualo
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  1. Allen
    December 22, 2015, 9:01 pm | # | Reply

    Really digging Allisons new ‘do.

  2. Allen
    December 22, 2015, 9:06 pm | # | Reply

    My phone sucks. Pasqualo’s badge says “number 1 …”

    • Gobolatula
      December 22, 2015, 9:09 pm | # | Reply

      Number 1 Dude

  3. Laitharex
    December 22, 2015, 9:17 pm | # | Reply

    Fun

  4. Allen
    December 22, 2015, 9:18 pm | # | Reply

    I’m wondering if that thing in her head is part of the satellite from 156. Maybe another one?

  5. cuntagious
    December 22, 2015, 9:22 pm | # | Reply

    aw man look at that adorable haircut.

  6. PoopasaurusRex
    December 22, 2015, 9:27 pm | # | Reply

    Holy shit are those tattoos on Allisons arm? I’m loving her new looks so much

    • cuntagious
      December 22, 2015, 10:47 pm | # | Reply

      think those are just her bones showing you dumby.

    • Bill
      December 22, 2015, 11:06 pm | # | Reply

      Looks like it’s just her exposed bone

  7. mossy
    December 22, 2015, 9:49 pm | # | Reply

    Partyman’s hat, oh god it’s beautiful

  8. DrJoshii
    December 22, 2015, 10:18 pm | # | Reply

    Why does Pas look so tired?

    Why does Ally look so sexy?

  9. anon
    December 22, 2015, 10:37 pm | # | Reply

    wow, allie is lookin’ qt a f right now

  10. chert
    December 23, 2015, 12:01 am | # | Reply

    1: the chimera is wearing a hat labeling it as “dtf” (down to fuck?) and appears to be named “partyman”

    -1a: im glad

    2: ally is introduced as “brother” and “king.” does ally identify as a dude now?

    • Gobolatula
      December 23, 2015, 7:19 am | # | Reply

      Ally still identifies as a girl. Pasqualo’s always seen her as “one of the guys” so from time to time he’ll call her “dude” or “man” or “bro” or in this case “big brother.” Ally took the name “zombie king” because the title already existed and she felt it had substancial “oomph” to it and didn’t feel like putting in the effort to change it to “zombie queen.”

      Allison doesn’t really think about the concept of gender all that much. If someone mistook her for a guy and called her “he” or something, she wouldn’t really care. When it comes to how she presents herself she kinda just does what she feels like in the moment. She calls herself “zombie king” and Poop’s “mama” in the same afternoon.

      Is there an official name for “person who considers herself a girl but doesn’t conform to gender norms unless she feels like it and wouldn’t be offended if someone called her a dude and she even sometimes calls herself dudely things?” If there is, maybe that’s what Ally is. I’m not gonna claim to be any kind of expert on these kinds of things.

      • Bynine
        December 23, 2015, 7:29 am | # | Reply

        i’d go with tomboy i guess

      • XC
        December 23, 2015, 8:29 am | # | Reply

        Apathetic.

      • cc
        December 23, 2015, 8:48 am | # | Reply

        UH YEAH IT’S CALLED A “PERSON” GOB GEEZ

        • Zombie
          December 23, 2015, 7:14 pm | # | Reply

          seconding this.

      • Ratface
        December 23, 2015, 5:57 pm | # | Reply

        That would give new oomph to the term ‘gender fluid’. Every time I hear that, I think of a swimming amoeba getting horny. I may need help.

      • cuntagious
        December 23, 2015, 6:40 pm | # | Reply

        don’t become an SJW, Gob.

        • Zombie
          December 23, 2015, 7:19 pm | # | Reply

          seconding this even harder.

          • Gobolatula
            December 23, 2015, 8:50 pm | # | Reply

            What’s all this commotion about SJW? I think Shonen Jump Weekly is pretty radical! 😉

            • DrJoshii
              December 23, 2015, 8:55 pm | # | Reply

              GOLD

            • FartMaster69
              December 27, 2015, 11:58 am | # | Reply

              Don’t get involved with those BLM people either.
              That Bureau of Land Management is always up to something.

            • XC
              January 19, 2016, 10:30 pm | # | Reply

              It’s got One Piece and My Hero Academia so of course it’s pretty awesome.

      • ArlOfCats
        December 24, 2015, 11:10 am | # | Reply

        I believe the preferred term on The Tumblrs is “genderfluid” or “nonbinary”, but if she still mostly thinks of herself as a chick,, that may or may not apply.

        • Gobolatula
          December 24, 2015, 11:36 am | # | Reply

          For the longest time I didn’t know what either of those things meant. Thank you buddy! 🙂

          • Helmic
            December 26, 2015, 12:13 pm | # | Reply

            Genderfluid is not tying yourself down to one particular gender and maybe changing from day to day, nonbinary means identifying as a gender other than male or female. I knew jack about it either until a friend came out as genderfluid and anything an actually trans person says it’s probably more informed than either of us. /pol/will be mad with whatever attitude you take that isn’t open hostility so whatever.

        • Helmic
          December 26, 2015, 12:06 pm | # | Reply

          She’s a tomboy. She clearly identifies as a girl but does boyish stuff anyways when it pleases her. It has more to do with male gender roles being authoritative and forward (king is more powerful than queen, a penis is more sexuslly aroused than a vagina) or clarifying her relationship with Pasqualo (like a “bro” with no romantic feelings) than anything suggesting she’s actually trans. She had to be made to wear the nice clothes at the talent show, the clothes and hairstyle she chooses for herself are still feminine but don’t convey meekness in the slightest.

          That’s not to say she can’t be trans/genderfluid/nonbinary, but there isn’t anything at the moment that would suggest she’s not cis as opposed to just rebelling against gender norms.

  11. Qwerty
    December 23, 2015, 1:41 am | # | Reply

    Allison is a cutie. A CUTIE!

  12. Grizzle
    December 23, 2015, 1:58 am | # | Reply

    I take back my earlier comment.

    THIS is why I give you my money. Luv ya, Gobby.

  13. Amuro
    December 23, 2015, 3:08 am | # | Reply

    Partyman is my favorite character.

  14. Anonon
    December 23, 2015, 7:52 am | # | Reply

    Is this the true power of a time skip? Everyone becomes sexy?

  15. oneofus
    December 23, 2015, 10:24 am | # | Reply

    You name drop tease.

  16. rhino
    December 23, 2015, 3:09 pm | # | Reply

    How come he didn’t call her “Onii-chan”? Wasn’t Pasquallo a weeb?

    • Allen
      December 23, 2015, 6:19 pm | # | Reply

      Ally almost looks like that pink haired girl (with black hair, of course) from the Fist of the Northstar movie. The one from the 80’s.

  17. Dias
    December 23, 2015, 6:24 pm | # | Reply

    Did her hair grow? That raises all sorts of questions!(well, not really.)

    • SpaghettiWizard
      December 24, 2015, 10:47 am | # | Reply

      Interesting fact of the day: In real life, your hair and fingernails continue to grow after you die!

      • Anon, A Moose
        December 24, 2015, 3:55 pm | # | Reply

        Not really; the rest of your body just shrivels up a bit and it ends up looking like your hair and nails grew a bit.

        Once all those nasty lifey parts of you stop ticking you deflate a decent amount, which makes it look like your things grew when in reality there’s just not a bunch of alive person stuff hiding them.

  18. brutal
    December 24, 2015, 2:49 am | # | Reply

    allison is look real HOT

    you know, for a dead person

  19. SpaghettiWizard
    December 24, 2015, 10:48 am | # | Reply

    I have no words, Gob
    It’s everything I wanted it to be and more

  20. Brandon
    December 24, 2015, 4:38 pm | # | Reply

    So how does a Zombies hair grow?

    • Dias
      December 24, 2015, 5:24 pm | # | Reply

      >Take scalp off other person
      >Put it on your own head

      Ta-Da!

  21. North
    December 25, 2015, 6:41 am | # | Reply

    Asuka’s EoE breakdown reference in panel 3 there, Gobster? I know what a weeb you are, after all,
    or perhaps I was the weeb all along.

    • Gobolatula
      December 25, 2015, 7:45 am | # | Reply

      haha oh yeah! I had forgotten about that scene. Maybe I subconsciously made a reference!

  22. Bunghole
    December 25, 2015, 8:57 pm | # | Reply

    I am so fucking hyped for the timeskip. Can’t wait to see Mr. Jones be slightly older and slightly blacker.

  23. tubes
    December 27, 2015, 1:50 am | # | Reply

    what kind of act of god did it take to convince ally to comb her hair?

    • Allen
      December 28, 2015, 1:15 am | # | Reply

      It’s nice, but like Tubsy said, I always enjoyed seeing it all messed up. Maybe Aurora suggested it.

  24. Allen
    January 21, 2016, 9:16 pm | # | Reply

    I guess Ally finally took Pasqualo’s request for her to do something about her hair.

  25. A very concerned reader
    March 29, 2016, 11:36 am | # | Reply

    That haircut is cute as hell

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