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Chapter 5: Everyone Dies - "384: Yep. This is Totally Gonna Work"
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384: Yep. This is Totally Gonna Work

by Gobolatula on March 13, 2016 at 9:00 pm
Chapter: Chapter 5: Everyone Dies
└ Tags: eliza, marlon, pasqualo
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  1. Allen
    March 13, 2016, 9:01 pm | # | Reply

    The story they need to come up with is gonna be a doozy.

  2. Amuro
    March 13, 2016, 9:03 pm | # | Reply

    Farting the alphabet is surface level amateur shit. Call me back when you’re ejaculating the alphabet.

    • Bazookles
      March 14, 2016, 11:11 am | # | Reply

      I can’t wait to find out about the guy Pasq keeps talking about

      • FartMaster69
        March 15, 2016, 10:44 am | # | Reply

        He’s talking about himself, getting a bit of an ego streak and he’s eager to show off his true power.

  3. Laitharex
    March 13, 2016, 10:14 pm | # | Reply

    Man, just blame it on space aids or some shit.

  4. ironheadrat
    March 14, 2016, 4:02 am | # | Reply

    What if somebody tries to take his temperature rectally though, we’d be busted for sure! Better stuff some hot dogs up his ass too!

  5. SpaghettiWizard
    March 14, 2016, 5:33 am | # | Reply

    Ah, the old “hotdog corpse warmer”
    Truly the connesiur’s choice in Bernie-style corpse disguising.

    • Amuro
      March 14, 2016, 7:34 pm | # | Reply

      I’ve been reading so much news lately my mind automatically assumed you were talking about Sanders for a moment.

  6. FLCL_rox
    March 14, 2016, 6:28 am | # | Reply

    I think we’ve officially spent too much time on hiding the dead body in plain sight.

    • ironheadrat
      March 15, 2016, 1:10 am | # | Reply

      I disagree, this should be what the entire comic is about now.

  7. Bazookles
    March 14, 2016, 11:11 am | # | Reply

    why the fuck did this reply to aumra, cheese forgive me amura! I didn’t mean to reply to you

    • Amuro
      March 15, 2016, 10:55 am | # | Reply

      Your goose is cooked you bumbling ape

      • Bazookles
        March 16, 2016, 8:05 pm | # | Reply

        check out the next page

  8. bunghole
    March 14, 2016, 6:02 pm | # | Reply

    So gob, I know you don’t draw anything naughty, so I’m wondering how the hell you’re going to depict Marlon necro-plowing his wife later?

    • Gobolatula
      March 14, 2016, 6:21 pm | # | Reply

      I’ll be tasteful.

    • Helmic
      March 14, 2016, 8:26 pm | # | Reply

      Hot dogs ran under hot water so they’re warm on the outside but stiff in the middle.

    • Helmic
      March 14, 2016, 8:27 pm | # | Reply

      Frozen hot dogs team under hot water, of course.

    • Allen
      March 15, 2016, 4:25 am | # | Reply

      Be like that part in the movie Pet Sematary ll , but with more head bobbing.

  9. The Paulosopher
    March 14, 2016, 7:35 pm | # | Reply

    Pasqualo knows a guy.

  10. ed
    March 15, 2016, 1:31 am | # | Reply

    this is an all-time great It Hurts comic, the 5th panel alone is like the funniest image ever

    • Gobolatula
      March 15, 2016, 6:07 am | # | Reply

      hahahha thank you Ed

  11. oatz
    March 15, 2016, 7:48 am | # | Reply

    So, among the Weekend at Bernie’s jokes and the processed meat hijinks, neither of which you can ever have too much of in a webcomic, the fifth panel of this page confirms what the “night-time chat which turned into a mutually beneficial therapeutic face-punching” was heavily hinting at: Eliza is starting to have feelings for Pasqualo, or at the very least she is becoming much more obsessed with earning his approval than she was when they first met. This doesn’t bode well, especially considering that the music store segment showed us that despite their efforts, Pasqualo and Aurora aren’t over each other either.

    If I had to hazard a guess, I would say that this is going to cause a lot of strain on Katie and Pasq’s relationship in the near future. I mean, sure, they both really seem to still care about each other, but it’s reaching a point where it isn’t clear exactly what Katie provides for Pasq. Aurora was literally created as the perfect girl for him, and Eliza is the only person who has made him feel anything (and made him be able to sleep) in months.

    All of this is coming at a really bad time, with the threat of the space rhinos, apparently a more dangerous foe than anything we’ve encountered so far, and the very foreboding chapter title.

    It’s also very interesting to see how Pasqualo, Eliza, and Aurora have actually dealt with the death of a member of the group, even a relatively minor and useless person like Marlon. The last one we lost was Poop, and at least Poop got a dignified, heroic sacrifice along with a chance to say goodbye to everyone as a ghost. Marlon… did not. And since death seems to be one of the few things Aurora can’t magically fix (not without a spare heart at least), it seems that nobody has any idea of how to properly deal with it.

    Also, am I the only one who thinks nobody is really going to be too upset, besides Marlon’s wife and maybe his son? Maddie hasn’t seemed to give a crap about him since she became Trisssh’s trainee, and in her new psychotic buff form, she doesn’t seem to have much sympathy for anybody at all anymore.

    Well, overall I’m very excited but also kinda worried about what’s going to happen next. Great job, Gob!

  12. oneofus
    March 15, 2016, 10:16 am | # | Reply

    This is only a few cats shy of ‘Last Will and Testimeow’.

    • The Paulosopher
      April 20, 2016, 6:24 pm | # | Reply

      THAT MOVIE WAS A MISUNDERSTOOD MASTERPIECE, YOU PHILISTINE!!!

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