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396: Quality Time

by Gobolatula on April 19, 2016 at 9:00 pm
Chapter: Chapter 5: Everyone Dies
└ Tags: pasqualo, satan
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Discussion (27) ¬

  1. Allen
    April 19, 2016, 9:01 pm | # | Reply

    That’s a tale you don’t want to tell.

  2. Laitharex
    April 19, 2016, 9:07 pm | # | Reply

    Duck tales! W00oooo

  3. Mordred
    April 19, 2016, 9:18 pm | # | Reply

    Who hasn’t had special secret naked time with their stuffed animals from time to time?
    Apparantly Satan.
    You heard it here first folks.
    If you don’t bang your stuffed animals you are literally Satan.

    This has been a public service announcment from It Hurts!!.

    • *
      April 19, 2016, 9:40 pm | # | Reply

      Can I still be Satan if I had naked fun times with my stuffed Duck Tales paraphernalia? I think he’s a pretty cool guy, even if he chose to watch 11-year-old Pasqualo jack it to ducks.

      • Mordred
        April 19, 2016, 9:46 pm | # | Reply

        Unfortunately no. Read your Bible every once in awhile.

  4. mark
    April 19, 2016, 9:47 pm | # | Reply

    pasq confirmed furry

    • Ratface
      April 20, 2016, 4:45 am | # | Reply

      I think it’s actually fur-philic, since I haven’t actually seen him in a fur suit. Unless his special happy time went further than previously thought. Not that that’s any better.

  5. SpaghettiWizard
    April 19, 2016, 11:06 pm | # | Reply

    This is the point where I can say I’ve been following It Hurts!! for at least half as long as it’s been running.
    I started reading at #198 and there hasn’t been one yet that hasn’t made me laugh.
    I look forward to the next 198 issues, Gob.

    • Gobolatula
      April 20, 2016, 6:20 am | # | Reply

      Thank you very much!! I’ll do my best to make good stuff!

    • Dio Brando
      April 20, 2016, 9:15 am | # | Reply

      I just went back and read that range of pages, and I think that’s the page where I started too.
      …Were you in that same /v/ thread?

      • SpaghettiWizard
        April 20, 2016, 10:59 pm | # | Reply

        B-brother?

        • Dio Brando
          April 22, 2016, 3:12 am | # | Reply

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_erAn0Y6Io&t=22s

    • Nemle
      April 20, 2016, 9:52 am | # | Reply

      Gob doesn’t want to break your heart and tell you this is the last chapter.

  6. Amuro
    April 19, 2016, 11:21 pm | # | Reply

    Quackaroonie, Unca Satan

  7. Jeph Jaques' stabbed hand
    April 20, 2016, 2:25 am | # | Reply

    Holy shit, Gob, every comic you release only gets my dick harder for the inevitable catastrojaculation you have in store.

    • Jeph Jaques' stabbed hand
      April 21, 2016, 4:35 pm | # | Reply

      Where tf did that avatar come from lol

  8. Melon Stockist
    April 20, 2016, 8:13 am | # | Reply

    I’M GETTING HYPE!

  9. Thatguy
    April 20, 2016, 9:53 am | # | Reply

    That delicious content, Gob. What have we done to earn your grace?

  10. FLCL_rox
    April 20, 2016, 12:43 pm | # | Reply

    GOB YOU FOOL! You killed off all the stoners before 420.

    • Gobolatula
      April 20, 2016, 1:13 pm | # | Reply

      Oops! 😛

  11. Blind Lemon Lipshitz
    April 20, 2016, 2:01 pm | # | Reply

    Man, I am slow. I just realized the big birthday party is leading up the same way the talent show was. WHY GOB?! WHY ARE YOU SO MAGNIFICENT?!?!

    • The Paulosopher
      April 20, 2016, 6:12 pm | # | Reply

      No. No no no. Nononononononooooooo…..

      …You are probably right.

      • Blind Lemon Lipshitz
        April 20, 2016, 8:12 pm | # | Reply

        4 moar until 400 boys, prepare your anusii desu

    • SpaghettiWizard
      April 20, 2016, 11:01 pm | # | Reply

      OH GOD AND 4 COMICS AHEAD WOULD BE A FRIDAY

      GOB LOVES FRIDAY CLIFFHANGERS

    • Anon, a Moose
      April 21, 2016, 6:34 pm | # | Reply

      >all those comics dedicated to finding instruments and forming a band
      >all so that the big birthday party would have a musical performance
      AAA-

  12. BiggerJ
    April 22, 2016, 4:26 am | # | Reply

    Oh god, spying on Pasqualo his entire life. Nothing in this comic seems to contradict my long-standing theory that (run this through rot13.com) TBQ QNZZVG (TBOBYNGHYN.PBZ/TQ) RAQRQ JVGU TBQ EROBBGVAT GUR HAVIREFR VAGB VG UHEGF (TVIVAT CNFDHNYB N YRFF FHPXL YVSR FB UR JBHYQA’G FRRX GB XVYY TBQ), OHG TQ-CNFDHNYB JNF EROBBGRQ ABG VAGB VU-CNFDHNYB OHG VAGB WRAAL, NAQ FNGNA ERZRZORERQ GUR BYQ GVZRYVAR OHG GUBHTUG CNFDHNYB JNF EROBBGRQ VAGB GUR ARJ CNFDHNYB HAGVY WRAAL FNVQ FUR JNAGRQ GB XVYY TBQ. VU-CNFDHNYB ERFRZOYRF TQ-CNFDHNYB ORPNHFR JURA QNQ ZNQR UVZ N PLOBET, UR ZNQR UVZ N PEHRY CNEBQL BS WRAAL, GUHF CHGGVAT GUR FHPX ONPX VA.

  13. Senkon
    May 27, 2016, 10:05 am | # | Reply

    Tailspin is better :^)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTV_sAwlFcU

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