Hot-dogs arent magic? I seriously doubt that.
This one time I complained to my mom that she bought the bad hotdogs without the cheese.
The hot-dog must have been sentient and heard me because I microwaved it for like 1 minute and it exploded.
Gob, the title “Everybody Dies” better not just be a bullshit metaphor about the characters having to cope with their losses and find acceptance with their mortality and the passing of most of the earth’s population.
Holy shit, that is a dream killer. Hot dogs lied….
no. you lied to yourself
Hot dogs will never tell you they’re magic and, in fact, cannot speak
I’ve heard a hotdog whistle from within the microwave once. Meat goes in, music comes out. You can’t explain that.
Kill jester.
Hot-dogs arent magic? I seriously doubt that.
This one time I complained to my mom that she bought the bad hotdogs without the cheese.
The hot-dog must have been sentient and heard me because I microwaved it for like 1 minute and it exploded.
It almost set the house on fire.
Oh shit
That teeter in the last panel
I guess they weren’t Armour hot dogs
Wait, did Marlon just open his eye?
Nah his corpse face just happened to be jostled into a “wink” position.
Why is the title upside-down?
Because I’m a stupid.
it hurls
Dr. Jones and Eliza are great.
I’m going to be real sad when you kill them off horribly.
I guess everyone can have a party in hell at least.
Gob, the title “Everybody Dies” better not just be a bullshit metaphor about the characters having to cope with their losses and find acceptance with their mortality and the passing of most of the earth’s population.
I want mass extinction.