Sure! One time there was this dude named Frog. His parents named him “Frog” because he was a frog. His parents were frogs too. Two weeks later, there was a fly that Frog really wanted to eat. The fly’s name was Fly Jr (his dad’s name was Fly). Fly Jr said, “Please don’t eat me, I got kids to feed.” Frog asked, “What’s your kids’ names?” Fly reflied, “Yo mama.”
I’d like an Anger shirt possibly, Cheat day reference, Pow Gangster shit tubsy sticker, I’d like a sticker pack of just all their heads with crazy faces.
And so ‘eau de Allison’ ended up being the trendiest scent of the season.
…that’s really specific, Gobs. Is there a story you wanna share (other than this beautiful tri-weekly one)?
Sure! One time there was this dude named Frog. His parents named him “Frog” because he was a frog. His parents were frogs too. Two weeks later, there was a fly that Frog really wanted to eat. The fly’s name was Fly Jr (his dad’s name was Fly). Fly Jr said, “Please don’t eat me, I got kids to feed.” Frog asked, “What’s your kids’ names?” Fly reflied, “Yo mama.”
make some merch that i can buy you fat slut
what kind of stuff do you have in mind? I’m currently working on a book!
shirts like Led Zepp, Born to Suck Dick, ANGER, all things i would wear on my body and stink up
I wouldn’t mind a ‘TUBSY’ shirt in the style of that storyboard
oh man that’s a good idea!
Don’t forget we’ll also need “eau de Allison” perfume, empty eye socket ash trays, “fuck you” posters and “beans” brand survival rations.
Any real fan of Ithurts will collect them all of course.
Nobody should ever want to smell like Allison, pre or post apocalypse. The eye socket ash tray thing… you might have something there…
I’d like an Anger shirt possibly, Cheat day reference, Pow Gangster shit tubsy sticker, I’d like a sticker pack of just all their heads with crazy faces.
Oh fuck, I’d love some It Hurts stickers!