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Final Chapter: We'll Meet Again No More Forever - "471: More Life"
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471: More Life

by Gobolatula on April 9, 2017 at 8:39 am
Chapter: Final Chapter: We'll Meet Again No More Forever
└ Tags: :3, god, magma spider, pasqualo, satan
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  1. Gobolatula
    April 9, 2017, 8:57 am | # | Reply

  2. Nestor
    April 9, 2017, 10:48 am | # | Reply

    Updating on a Sunday

    truly there are no rules anymore

  3. Slithzerinkai
    April 9, 2017, 11:37 am | # | Reply

    Im guessing that Pasqualo has Aurora’s green glow while flying because he has God’s dick right?

    Also, God’s a woman now or he just regrows his genitals?

    • Li
      April 11, 2017, 8:52 pm | # | Reply

      Guess god officially has no gender. Since god doesn’t have a vagina or boobs…so I guess that’s just it. Or maybe they’ll just put some on, considering they can just pop off their dick no problem.

      • Mr. Potato Patato Von Spudsworth III
        August 18, 2022, 7:38 am | # | Reply

        God is unbound by mortal concepts like sexuality.

  4. Idonteven
    April 9, 2017, 12:08 pm | # | Reply

    I now understand gob is on some tier of lore we can not understand

  5. Helmic
    April 9, 2017, 12:33 pm | # | Reply

    Man, this has me hyped. I have no idea what’s going to happen and yet I completely trust that it’s going to be fucking amazing.

  6. Enkidu
    April 9, 2017, 12:57 pm | # | Reply

    Of course God would know about getting punched in the face by an angry blonde with issues, right?
    Also, I love how Magma Spider sneaks in for some hugging action with Satan and God.

  7. DRD
    April 9, 2017, 1:05 pm | # | Reply

    And thus began the journey of Pasqualo ‘Godcock’ Trianglini…

    • DJ
      April 9, 2017, 5:31 pm | # | Reply

      D… Does Pas have two dicks now?

      ANSWER.THE.QUESTION.GOB!

      • Gobolatula
        April 9, 2017, 5:57 pm | # | Reply

        I have no idea.

        • alphapepe
          April 10, 2017, 7:12 am | # | Reply

          None of that shit

          ANSWER.THE.QUESTION.GOB

          • Gobolatula
            April 10, 2017, 7:35 am | # | Reply

            That would require me to imagine Pasqualo’s dick. This is an unexplored realm of IT HURTS that I prefer to leave up to fan speculation. ;3

            • Dias
              April 11, 2017, 10:40 pm | # | Reply

              Pasqualoโ€™s dick now has the power of gods dick. That’s more power than any mortal dick was ever meant to have.

              • Darboticus
                April 12, 2017, 2:31 pm | # | Reply

                Don’t get too cocky.

                ๐Ÿ˜‰

              • Helmic
                April 15, 2017, 11:10 am | # | Reply

                I personally like to imagine that God’s dick was spiritual in nature and that Pasqualo’s dick became God’s dick in human form, thus becoming Dick Jesus. Pasqualo’s dick will be castrated as penance for the sins of all dicks, and so through Pasqualo’s dick all dicks will be saved.

                • Allen
                  August 21, 2017, 7:39 pm | # | Reply

                  Technically, Pasqualo received God’s dick from the ethereal world of the afterlife. However, he comes back to the ‘hard’ world of the living by having his original form physically restored. The dick would have to be mailed to him from the other side, unfortunately. Just a technical thing!

      • SpaghettiWizard
        April 10, 2017, 12:30 pm | # | Reply

        Maybe the two merged together? Like the Holy Corpse parts in Steel Ball Run.

  8. Max
    April 9, 2017, 3:26 pm | # | Reply

    Man, there better not be some shit about letting go of the past and going forward about to happen, because I want to see some Space Rhinos get straight fucked. Godcock fucked.

    Also: Lol at Th..thanks face.

    Also also: If he does get Aurora back, he’s gonna be banging her with her brothers dick.

    Also also also: Starting to wonder if the anomalies aren’t a plan by Satan and God both wanting out of this broken cycle and Pasqualo is culmination. If Harmony is the next step up from God then End of the Universe might be all the way to the top. Pasqualo might still punch Mega-God in the face.

  9. Gulcasa
    April 9, 2017, 3:31 pm | # | Reply

    Old soul. Where are you going, old soul?

    • goat
      April 13, 2017, 7:22 am | # | Reply

      Never thought I’d see that reference here. And it fits so well too.

      • Crescendo
        April 15, 2017, 7:15 am | # | Reply

        So very true.

  10. Grizzle
    April 9, 2017, 5:01 pm | # | Reply

    So Pasqualo is pretty much the Demi-Fiend now?
    I wonder if Gob ever played SMT Nocturne.

  11. FLCL_rox
    April 10, 2017, 11:29 am | # | Reply

    I think what It Hurts!! does better than anything else I’ve ever seen or read is surprise people.
    We got get surprised by #100, by the space rhinos being real, by just how emotional we get over this story.
    And now among those surprises is God taking off his penis and attaching it to a little boy as a goodbye gift.

  12. FLCL_rox
    April 10, 2017, 11:30 am | # | Reply

    HEY WAIT A SECOND. WHAT’S THE POINT OF GETTING SATAN’S JACKET OR GOD’S PENIS IF HE SIMPLY GETS DUMPED BACK INTO HIS OLD BODY WITH HIS PREVIOUS CLOTHES AND PREVIOUS NUMBER OF PENISES.

    • Gobolatula
      April 10, 2017, 12:23 pm | # | Reply

      I know it’s a bit hard to tell due to the similarities between Pasq’s original suit jacket and Satan’s jacket (also cuz of my lack of skill as an art guy) but it’s Satan’s jacket. Notice the shoulder dealies that weren’t there before. Plus the pants are dark like Satan’s pants now.

  13. Anon, A Moose
    April 10, 2017, 12:33 pm | # | Reply

    The most poignant part of this is coming back to a world that doesn’t even exist anymore and belting directionless towards the one thing that’s left that can make you happy.

  14. SpaghettiWizard
    April 10, 2017, 12:35 pm | # | Reply

    Whoa, getting some serious Hellraiser vibes from that resurrection sequence.
    It’s beautifully gory, but not so over the top it’s boring. I can practically hear his bones snapping back into place.

  15. Blue Amy
    April 10, 2017, 1:27 pm | # | Reply

    Since God touched his own dick, does that mean he’s damned to Hell, or does it not count since it’s Pasqualo’s dick now?

    • North
      April 10, 2017, 3:26 pm | # | Reply

      Good point, does the no-touch rule end once you get to heaven, meaning you’re free to fondle in death so long as you hold off during life?

    • Li
      April 11, 2017, 8:53 pm | # | Reply

      Maybe that’s why Satan appeared. To welcome God into hell lol

  16. Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva la Fiesta!
    April 10, 2017, 3:54 pm | # | Reply

    Once this story is finished, please release a full set so I can buy a box about nine times. So I can give out extras to friends and strangers.

    • SounderKommando
      April 10, 2017, 9:47 pm | # | Reply

      I second this notion. I dunno how feasible an omnibus edition is but I would be all over that shizz.

  17. Qwerty
    April 11, 2017, 3:17 am | # | Reply

    D-did their dicks touch? Are they touching right now?

  18. Bunghole
    April 11, 2017, 5:41 pm | # | Reply

    GOD’S COCK WILL BLESS THE WORLD WITH ETERNAL HAPPINESS IF USED ON A CONSENTING WOMAN.

    ….WHAT’S THAT? IT’S ON WHO NOW?

    WELP, WE’RE FUCKED.

  19. Li
    April 11, 2017, 8:55 pm | # | Reply

    Haha, god doesn’t like to be punched in the face. I guess my headcanon of It hurts! being a new world that the god from Goddamit (Is that what it was called? Can’t remember) created when they sent Pasqualo down to Earth again can still exist.

  20. Dias
    April 11, 2017, 10:38 pm | # | Reply

    I regret that I didn’t make a comment about God’s dick sooner. Somehow I knew it’d be mentioned, but i thought I’d have more time.

  21. Okk
    April 12, 2017, 12:30 am | # | Reply

    Gob, I’ve noticed a distinct difference in the aesthetic of God here as compared to God in God Dammit. If I may ask, why did you choose to approach it differently?

    • Gobolatula
      April 12, 2017, 4:00 am | # | Reply

      After a while, the old design really bugged me. Plus, I wanted a design I could be more expressive with. Something a little more light-hearted and kinda silly.

    • monomalo
      April 12, 2017, 1:09 pm | # | Reply

      aha! thanks for that clue!
      …was going to ask you where to find said “God Dammit”, but a little Googling found it for me…
      now i have more Gob to binge on derherherher… >.<

      • Gobolatula
        April 12, 2017, 1:17 pm | # | Reply

        plz don’t read it plz it’s stupid
        http://www.gobolatula.com/gd

      • monomalo
        April 12, 2017, 1:29 pm | # | Reply

        *BING!*
        ok, done now.
        *pant, pant*
        el coolio, Gob- it’s fun to see in retrospect how you re-imagined various elements from God Dammit in It Hurts, like the invasion of heaven sequence…
        is it fair to view It Hurts as a sequel? (“I’m sending you back to earth, same place different time.”)
        …or do you view it more like a re-write?

        • Gobolatula
          April 12, 2017, 2:10 pm | # | Reply

          Well, I do consider GD to be an IH prototype. I fucked up and wrote myself into a corner but I loved the characters so I wanted to do them justice.

  22. Bronson Pinchot
    April 12, 2017, 2:54 am | # | Reply

    standing tall, on the wings of my dick…

  23. monomalo
    April 12, 2017, 12:55 pm | # | Reply

    FUCK
    YES

  24. MellonCollie23
    April 12, 2017, 9:17 pm | # | Reply

    way to go Gob. I hope to read this story for a long time. I think it’s safe to say that no matter where you go with the story, we all enjoy your ideas and the characters.

    • Gobolatula
      April 13, 2017, 1:37 pm | # | Reply

      Thank you so much ๐Ÿ™‚

      Just so you know, IT HURTS will end at comic 475. Hmm. I should probably make that announcement on the site. I hope you enjoy what I have planned for the ending as well as my future projects! ๐Ÿ˜€

      • MellonCollie23
        April 14, 2017, 11:03 pm | # | Reply

        Oh wow, didn’t realize the ending was that close! I should mention for fun that my two favorite characters are Allison and Aurora, and I especially liked comic #411 ๐Ÿ™‚

        • Gobolatula
          April 15, 2017, 4:58 am | # | Reply

          Thank you! I really loved writing that comic. Just pure silliness.

  25. Mr.Jerster
    April 14, 2017, 7:03 am | # | Reply

    Him reforming looks so damn cool. You did a fantastic job on that!
    I was not expecting the story to go in this direction. I’m eating this stuff up man. Keep up the amazing work!

    • Gobolatula
      April 14, 2017, 8:32 am | # | Reply

      Thank you very much! I’ll try my best til the very end!

  26. NotGod
    April 14, 2017, 11:03 pm | # | Reply

    I’ve been reading this webcomic since 2015.and i gotta say that it is one of the most engaging pieces of media i have ever read.

    I will sincerely feel bad once it ends, but i know you will do a good job with the ending.
    Keep up the good job Gob

    • Gobolatula
      April 15, 2017, 4:58 am | # | Reply

      I’ll try my best! ๐Ÿ˜€

  27. DanTheMan
    April 26, 2017, 9:53 am | # | Reply

    so, if God is a barรงa bandwagoner, does that mean Messi is an angel?

  28. kwakiutl
    June 29, 2020, 8:17 pm | # | Reply

    I really did think heaven and hell were the final frontier.
    Revival is not at all what I thought would happen at this point.

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