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Chapter 5: Everyone Dies - "327: Thank You"
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327: Thank You

by Gobolatula on August 30, 2015 at 9:00 pm
Chapter: Chapter 5: Everyone Dies
└ Tags: aurora, jennifer, pasqualo
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Discussion (31) ¬

  1. Allen
    August 30, 2015, 9:02 pm | # | Reply

    Oh no…

  2. rhino
    August 30, 2015, 9:03 pm | # | Reply

    Oh shit, it’s on.

  3. Yotomoe
    August 30, 2015, 9:07 pm | # | Reply

    Y’know, Jennifer has a point. Pasqualo IS a son of a bitch.

    • Bynine
      August 31, 2015, 5:20 am | # | Reply

      10/10

    • xcutioner
      February 11, 2016, 12:08 pm | # | Reply

      infinite/10

    • A very concerned reader
      March 29, 2016, 8:34 am | # | Reply

      you fucking win man

  4. Allen
    August 30, 2015, 9:08 pm | # | Reply

    Apocalypse 2: Electric Boogaloo was narrowly avoided.

  5. Amuro
    August 30, 2015, 9:14 pm | # | Reply

    There are 364 unbirthdays in a year, you’ll have your chance to fulfill your fetish some other time, Jenny.

  6. Laitharex
    August 30, 2015, 9:18 pm | # | Reply

    …fuck you, mom.

  7. oneofus
    August 30, 2015, 9:36 pm | # | Reply

    Jennifer is not appreciating her turtleneck. Also someone needs to slide down that goddamn railing.

  8. empirornomnom
    August 30, 2015, 10:53 pm | # | Reply

    Aurora should just put that bitch in the sun and get ovet with this already.

    Shit, you are a reality warper. You should not get sucker punched by everyone.

  9. sb
    August 31, 2015, 1:03 am | # | Reply

    Any reason why this page isn’t as green and glowy as the previous one?

  10. Grizzle
    August 31, 2015, 1:43 am | # | Reply

    The juxtaposition of her fuck-you-menacing glare and sparkletastic Luna wool cap is delicious.

    Good shit, Gobstopper.

  11. cc
    August 31, 2015, 2:49 am | # | Reply

    gob her luna hat matches my luna tea bottle sock/condom!!! http://i.imgur.com/m5d11S9.jpg

    • Gobolatula
      August 31, 2015, 5:36 am | # | Reply

      Oh my God that thing is SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great purchase, my friend.

  12. Allen
    August 31, 2015, 4:37 am | # | Reply

    Pasqualo’s eyes aren’t turning blue. Is Aurora subtly manipulating him?

  13. PossumT
    August 31, 2015, 4:41 am | # | Reply

    Hot damn, that hood

  14. Ratface
    August 31, 2015, 8:33 am | # | Reply

    So is this where ‘Everyone Dies’? I got money riding on this.

  15. Helmic
    August 31, 2015, 10:54 am | # | Reply

    I’m almost certain you can’t just wave off knowingly allowing virtually all human and animal life to die for personal happiness. Like I’m pretty sure we’re ethically obligated to mass murder-shame the shit out of mass murderers regardless of how sorry they are that their boyfriend broke up with them over it. I’m pretty sure Pol Pot giving the entire Ottoman Empire a handy jay is less objectively evil than Aurora is. Pasqualo can claim ignorance as the worst genocide in history is not an expected outcome of dating someone that says it’s a bad idea.

    Which I guess all makes sense for Pasqualo because he’s being a selfish dick again and excusing whatever because hey his made-to-order waifu is still kawaii.

    • Blue Amy
      September 2, 2015, 9:11 am | # | Reply

      THANK YOU. Well fucking put.

  16. Whocares
    August 31, 2015, 12:17 pm | # | Reply

    Did I miss something? Why is Pasqualo’s mom super pissed all of a sudden? Because Pasqualo made up with Aurora? Does it have to do with the sudden post-apocalyptic winter that seemingly came out of nowhere inbetween this comic and the previous?

    • Allen
      August 31, 2015, 3:11 pm | # | Reply

      I think she knows Pasq and Aurora were responsible for everything, probably from Katie. I’m betting she’s aware of things could repeat if they get together again. As for the winter, I’m guessing it’s been a few months or so, and it’s just a seasonal thing.

      • Anon, A Moose
        August 31, 2015, 3:55 pm | # | Reply

        Its not winter, its still the middle of July.
        The weather’s just THAT fucked

      • Gobolatula
        August 31, 2015, 3:56 pm | # | Reply

        Post-apocalypse weather has been hectic and weird in IT HURTS land. Not much time has passed. It was also snowing when they found Katie in her hole.

  17. Anon Von On
    August 31, 2015, 12:39 pm | # | Reply

    HAPPENING STATUS: IT’S

  18. SpaghettiWizard
    August 31, 2015, 8:38 pm | # | Reply

    Let us all take a moment to thank Jennifer for being that much needed cartoon record scratch noise in Komm Susser Tod

  19. Grimmak
    September 1, 2015, 10:08 am | # | Reply

    Is the weaboo gene passed on matrilineally?

  20. The Paulosopher
    April 22, 2016, 7:53 pm | # | Reply

    Nooo, They’re too cuuute. You can’t just take my ex-favorite ship and dangle it over my head like this. My heart can’t take it Gob.

  21. kwakiutl
    June 21, 2021, 11:32 am | # | Reply

    So would the world have ended a second time if they HAD kissed here? Or was that only a one time thing since Pasqualo is already in a world where he flourishes?

    • Gobolatula
      January 13, 2022, 1:07 pm | # | Reply

      It gets explained a bit later down the line. 🙂

  22. Not Aurora
    May 29, 2025, 7:40 pm | # | Reply

    It IS a nice coat.

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