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368: Take Flight

by Gobolatula on February 2, 2016 at 9:00 pm
Chapter: Chapter 5: Everyone Dies
└ Tags: allison, bill, partyman, pasqualo
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  1. Allen
    February 2, 2016, 9:01 pm | # | Reply

    Now he’s Adam Jenson. He never asked for these kids.

  2. mr. creamyshits
    February 2, 2016, 9:11 pm | # | Reply

    pas is checking bill out 100%

    • Okk
      February 2, 2016, 9:36 pm | # | Reply

      And then in panel 3, he is suddenly questioning things that he thought he knew about himself.

  3. Laitharex
    February 2, 2016, 9:32 pm | # | Reply

    Is Pasqualo low key admiring Thatcunt Bill’s add?

  4. DiamondDonator
    February 2, 2016, 9:35 pm | # | Reply

    Pasq just fucking checked out his girlfriend’s dad. I love this comic.

  5. Helmic
    February 2, 2016, 10:09 pm | # | Reply

    Does your father-in-law read this?

    • Gobolatula
      February 2, 2016, 10:21 pm | # | Reply

      haha nah not really.

      • Porky
        February 4, 2016, 2:50 pm | # | Reply

        I’m still not QUITE sure what’s causing Pasqualo’s change in eye color/general color palette. Is black eyes for little girl boners and blue eyes for daddy boners?

  6. Allen
    February 2, 2016, 11:01 pm | # | Reply

    Well he did take Bartleby into his harem.

  7. DrJoshii
    February 2, 2016, 11:18 pm | # | Reply

    EW! GAY!

  8. Amuro
    February 3, 2016, 1:57 am | # | Reply

    What exactly is bird booze made of. Also, most birds don’t have dicks.

    • FLCL_rox
      February 3, 2016, 6:53 am | # | Reply

      It’s a mutant apocalypse party bird. Who you to say he don’t have dicks.

  9. Bunghole
    February 3, 2016, 3:27 am | # | Reply

    Uh oh, Bill might owe Mr. Trianglini that money after all.

  10. Ratface
    February 3, 2016, 4:59 am | # | Reply

    That’s an air trombone, Pasqualo you madman!

  11. XC
    February 3, 2016, 5:33 am | # | Reply

    What happens to the bet if Pas is bi?

    • Gobolatula
      February 3, 2016, 6:41 am | # | Reply

      An exchange of 10ers.

  12. FLCL_rox
    February 3, 2016, 6:35 am | # | Reply

    God I really REALLY hope it turns out ALL members of TAC are actually kinda ripped and abbed out. ESPECIALLY KATIE.

    • ThatOneGuy
      February 3, 2016, 8:24 am | # | Reply

      I never realized I wanted this until now. When will someone make fan art of shredded Katie?

      • Bristol
        February 6, 2016, 1:17 am | # | Reply

        Here you are, I guess.
        It’s kida shitty …
        http://brisb.deviantart.com/art/Katie-Turtlenecks-589027390?ga_submit_new=10%253A1454750042

        • Gobolatula
          February 6, 2016, 7:01 pm | # | Reply

          hahahaha!! Holy shit! Very nice good sir.

        • ThatOneGuy
          February 8, 2016, 5:07 pm | # | Reply

          You just drew my dream girl. Thank you so goddamn much.

        • monomalo
          February 9, 2016, 11:26 am | # | Reply

          Its not kinda shitty, YOU’re kinda shitty for making everyone who can’t actually draw feel super shitty when you draw bomb-ass shit and then call it “kida [sic] shitty”…
          …
          …pooper…

    • Bynine
      February 3, 2016, 12:00 pm | # | Reply

      oh fuck don’t make me hopeful for nothing

    • cole1114
      February 3, 2016, 12:59 pm | # | Reply

      Well we already know at least a couple TAC members are shredded.

      You know, because of the space Rhinos.

    • Allen
      February 3, 2016, 5:37 pm | # | Reply

      Katie be all like Mikasa Ackerman.

    • SpaghettiWizard
      February 5, 2016, 11:31 am | # | Reply

      Space Rhino Fight LEAKED SCRIPT
      “Pasquallo, I got this.”
      *Katie flexes so hard the atoms in her turtleneck split causing an enormous thermonuclear detonation, thus saving the world from the Space Rhinos, but also completely destroying it*

  13. bob
    February 3, 2016, 2:15 pm | # | Reply

    Where do these guys find the daily caloric intake to stay so ripped? There must be a secret dungeon full of snacky cakes.

    • Allen
      February 3, 2016, 5:37 pm | # | Reply

      Penguin Graham Crackers!

      • 0llyMelancholy
        April 15, 2024, 2:01 pm | # | Reply

        Nanobots, son!

  14. butts
    February 3, 2016, 3:19 pm | # | Reply

    BIRD DICKS

  15. Justin
    February 3, 2016, 6:51 pm | # | Reply

    Congratulations Gob on unlocking the achievement: “Make a dude Google search: “eagle dicks” via your webcomic”

    Fun Fact: Eagles (and all birds) dont have penis. They have a cloaca which are just holes they poop, pee, and sex with.

    • bob
      February 4, 2016, 6:42 pm | # | Reply

      Google some “Duck dicks”. Make sure it is slow motion or you’ll miss it.

      • Ratface
        February 5, 2016, 9:07 am | # | Reply

        That might be taxing on poor Gob to have him draw Partyman doing a bird dick on Bill if we’re going by duck bits.

    • Rockdash
      February 5, 2016, 2:46 am | # | Reply

      That can’t be true of all birds though, cause ducks have those horrifying corkscrew dicks that they rape with.

      • Justin
        February 5, 2016, 11:55 am | # | Reply

        Duck penises aren’t like like yours and mine (give that you’re a male) Bird “penises” are actually pseudo-penises. They look like a penis but their different in development and in function.

        “[Birds] do not use their pseudo-penis for direct insertion during copulation; however does play a part in successful mating and stimulation… The male’s phallus is used to “invaginate”, or to push the female’s phallus inside-out, and then ejaculates from the cloaca to ensure a successful mating.”

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudo-penis

        • Raging Butthole
          February 8, 2016, 8:24 am | # | Reply

          So, if I get this correctly, ducks are shitting cum out of their fake-dicks into pushed-inwards fake-dicks of other ducks.

          I think I qualify for Schroedinger’s boner right now.

    • aname
      February 5, 2016, 4:57 am | # | Reply

      “Fun Fact: Eagles (and all birds) dont have penis” – that is just not true. Google “duck penis” to see how wrong you are in your generalization.

    • FLCL_rox
      February 5, 2016, 7:22 am | # | Reply

      Again, future apocalypse mutant party bird. You can’t prove that species wouldn’t have dicks.

  16. SpaghettiWizard
    February 5, 2016, 11:51 am | # | Reply

    Can’t stop imagining Pasquallo playing this
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=54sT9_KZScU

  17. Doctor
    February 6, 2016, 4:38 pm | # | Reply

    Now this is just getting dumb

    • monomalo
      February 9, 2016, 11:24 am | # | Reply

      weird… that never happened before…

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