OK, that same RPG but you gotta compete against people in every part of the meat industry, so you’ve got the poor fuck that has to basically rape cows with his arm gettin’ mad at you at the end of the supply chain who just prepares the steak and doesn’t have to smell like shit the entire time but gets all the sexual attention you want. So he stops sticking his arm in unconsenting cattle vagoo and tries making his own steaks in competition while the calves go unbirthed, so you gotta put him back in his place before your supply of steak gets cut off because you actually have a horrible sex addiction and you don’t think you can handle not getting laid every day in new and exotic locales.
I’d read a spinoff series about Corpsy’s time on the swingset.
I imagine him talking shop with some thousand-eyed monster kid and growing as a person as a result. It would all culminate in this strip, where he finally is able to vocalize to the child that killed him. Only instead of lashing out, he simply responds with kind gratification, knowing that the past cannot be changed and being thankful for the years of interaction that he had with E’zhotsoth, Child of the Observer.
Seeing his ocular friend become a woman in the harsh wasteland surely had a profound impact on this hypothetical Corpsy, and his story bears telling.
I like how when they saw the swingset like this early on in the apocalypse they were like “Welp never mind it’s ruined,” but now they’re so desensitized to horrible shit that it’s un-ruined despite being exactly the same as before.
Finally got rid of that dude. And that Ally shot on the swing feels almost retro!
Must have been lonely, strung up on the swingset for over a year.
Has that corpse (Corpsy) been there since the Comic 100?
Pasqualo is going full pervert there…
please bring corpsy back to the tower. he can be the centerpiece of a lovely fountain
did Swing Set 4 have the Corpsy tag before this comic went up?
I added it like a few days ago.
But what’s the penalty for cooking it well-done?
Death.
OK, that same RPG but you gotta compete against people in every part of the meat industry, so you’ve got the poor fuck that has to basically rape cows with his arm gettin’ mad at you at the end of the supply chain who just prepares the steak and doesn’t have to smell like shit the entire time but gets all the sexual attention you want. So he stops sticking his arm in unconsenting cattle vagoo and tries making his own steaks in competition while the calves go unbirthed, so you gotta put him back in his place before your supply of steak gets cut off because you actually have a horrible sex addiction and you don’t think you can handle not getting laid every day in new and exotic locales.
Vegeta: “You mean to tell me civilization capable of invincible cyborgs cant keep time on something smaller than that?”
Wasn’t that the plot of Fighting Foodon?
I’d read a spinoff series about Corpsy’s time on the swingset.
I imagine him talking shop with some thousand-eyed monster kid and growing as a person as a result. It would all culminate in this strip, where he finally is able to vocalize to the child that killed him. Only instead of lashing out, he simply responds with kind gratification, knowing that the past cannot be changed and being thankful for the years of interaction that he had with E’zhotsoth, Child of the Observer.
Seeing his ocular friend become a woman in the harsh wasteland surely had a profound impact on this hypothetical Corpsy, and his story bears telling.
You’re in luck, he’s already got a spinoff (retroactively): http://gobolatula.com/etjm/?comic=93-why-pay-attention-to-this-goon
I wouldn’t.
I like how when they saw the swingset like this early on in the apocalypse they were like “Welp never mind it’s ruined,” but now they’re so desensitized to horrible shit that it’s un-ruined despite being exactly the same as before.
Aww. It’s my favorite emotion too.