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Chapter 5: Everyone Dies - "375: Welcome Home"
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375: Welcome Home

by Gobolatula on February 21, 2016 at 9:00 pm
Chapter: Chapter 5: Everyone Dies
└ Tags: :3, allison, bill, eliza, katie, katie bucks, pasqualo, space rhinos, usagi-chan
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Discussion (24) ¬

  1. Allen
    February 21, 2016, 9:01 pm | # | Reply

    I love me some garlic.

  2. Rhino36
    February 21, 2016, 9:04 pm | # | Reply

    Words fuckin everywhere, dude. It’s like a Tim Buckley comic

    • Katie A Best
      February 21, 2016, 9:32 pm | # | Reply

      :^U

    • Raging Butthole
      February 22, 2016, 9:20 am | # | Reply

      But instead of miscarriages and other silly shit like that, this comic talks about IMPORTANT things. Like garlic.

  3. Laitharex
    February 21, 2016, 9:06 pm | # | Reply

    Could have saved the effort and raided a Barnes and noble bookstore…

    • Helmic
      February 21, 2016, 11:48 pm | # | Reply

      I don’t think it was necessary at all for Katie to recap everything we already know. We’re used to long sections for shit like Bill’s garlic story, but Katie just gave us a straight info dump.

      • SpaghettiWizard
        February 22, 2016, 4:34 pm | # | Reply

        I gotta agree, it’s a bit of an odd choice
        Feels like that whole paragraph is just one big setup for the US Govt. joke

        • Gobolatula
          February 22, 2016, 4:45 pm | # | Reply

          The first draft had a lot more words. 😉

          I swear, one of these days I’m gonna have a whole page of words with a tiny Katie at the bottom where the bubble is pointing. Mark my. . . words.

  4. Amuro
    February 21, 2016, 9:18 pm | # | Reply

    I’ve been told that my great grandfather, a Hungarian immigrant, would stuff cloves of garlic in his mouth and chase his wife around the yard trying to get her to kiss him. No joke.

  5. Mordred
    February 21, 2016, 10:07 pm | # | Reply

    Quick question, Gob.
    Do you accept Katie bucks for your books?
    I got a shitload of them on account of I bought the waspfacts.org domain name when Katie forgot to renew it, and long story short, she gave me like 1000 katie bucks for it back, promising they were gonna be worth quite a lot some day.

    I only have like 500 left, though. Bought myself a whole mess of garlic.

    • Gobolatula
      February 22, 2016, 5:26 am | # | Reply

      haha no I only accept regular bucks.

      • Mordred
        February 22, 2016, 3:26 pm | # | Reply

        You son of a bitch. What am I gonna do with all these Katie bucks now? I think the grocery store where I buy my garlic has finally caught on that they’re not US currency.

        • Gobolatula
          February 22, 2016, 3:34 pm | # | Reply

          You could buy a couple winged horses if you warp your silly ass to the post-apocalyptic 2014 IT HURTS gobiverse. You can get them and other neat items at The Katie Store.

          • Mordred
            February 22, 2016, 3:40 pm | # | Reply

            What powerful Elder Gods do I need to invoke to harness such magic? Because Yog-Sothoth is an asshole who owes me 20 Katie bucks and I will not belittle myself by asking him for a favor.

            • Gobolatula
              February 22, 2016, 4:10 pm | # | Reply

              Go to your local time wizard.

              • Mordred
                February 22, 2016, 4:45 pm | # | Reply

                Just called him. Seems like he’s booked up for the next century. Made an apointment for Feb 2, 2115. Now I just have to hope for a stable Katie Economy so rampant Kaite inflation doesn’t occur.

                • Gobolatula
                  February 22, 2016, 4:47 pm | # | Reply

                  Godspeed you black emperor.

  6. DrJoshii
    February 22, 2016, 1:05 am | # | Reply

    Hey Gob, here’s a little site that allows you to see how certain images will look on a shirt.

    http://shirtmockup.com/

    Check it out

    • Gobolatula
      February 22, 2016, 5:27 am | # | Reply

      Thank you! 🙂

      • SpaghettiWizard
        February 22, 2016, 4:28 pm | # | Reply

        Hey Gob
        I would pay top Dublooon for a Peng Floyd tee

        Just sayin’

  7. FLCL_rox
    February 22, 2016, 5:11 am | # | Reply

    Turtle-talk, garlic talk, and knock off sailor moon figurines. A lil bit for every demographic.

  8. Qwerty
    February 22, 2016, 9:23 am | # | Reply

    So, when are people starting to die again?

  9. SpaghettiWizard
    February 23, 2016, 5:08 am | # | Reply

    Quality Pulp Fiction reference, on Bill’s shirt, by the way

  10. eych0k
    April 13, 2025, 3:12 pm | # | Reply

    100 pages left

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