I KNEW IT
I FUCKING KNEW IT
GOD’S JUST ANGRY PASQUALO WENT FULL DOOMGUY AND PUNCHED HIM IN HIS STUPID BEAUTIFUL FACE IN FRONT OF ALL HIS ANGEL FRIENDS, THAT’S WHY HE LET JESUS-CHAN SING THE SONG THAT ENDED THE WORLD
I FUCKING CALLED IT
PASQUALO FALLING IN LOVE WAS THE TRIGGER
NO GOOD CAN COME FROM GIVING WHINY BRAT CYBORGS THE ABILITY TO LOVE
WE SHOULD NOT HAVE TRESSPASSED ON GOD’S DOMAIN
For the time being I’d like to put it more like this: Satan is an element from the prototype that made it to It Hurts. I’m still pretty ashamed of God Dammit. GD is definitely not required reading material for It Hurts.
It’s okay Gobs, we all start somewhere. You said you wrote yourself into a corner at some point, and don’t get me wrong, it showed. But now you’re working on this complex little ball of yarn, and you throw this guy out and we all FREAK THE HELL OUT.
Incidentally, I always considered It Hurts you canon reboot. It’s like, I dunno, a Crisis on Inifnite Earths or something. Except in this case it’s more like Flashpoint.
Though so far I don’t think I’ve “contradicted” anything in God Dammit (the stuff that’s on the site anyway, not the stupid time skip arc that I hate and deleted.)
Damn, God is so fucking beautiful.
Also, Gob, I see lots of references to this past material in IT HURTS!! (Pas’ attachment to that goldfish, Kirsten/Ally being sort of black and Jewish, POW! GANGSTA SHIT). Nice.
Shit dude, I think I left my comment incorrectly. I mean, it didn’t have a whole bunch of capital letters or exclamation points like all the others. I just wasn’t that surprised. How can I ever make it up to you?
oh FUCK cigarettes have fucked up that dude’s entire mouth
I don’t always creep on robotic children, but when I do, I drink Dos Equis.
wow. wow. wow. wow. wow. just wow
I KNEW IT
I FUCKING KNEW IT
GOD’S JUST ANGRY PASQUALO WENT FULL DOOMGUY AND PUNCHED HIM IN HIS STUPID BEAUTIFUL FACE IN FRONT OF ALL HIS ANGEL FRIENDS, THAT’S WHY HE LET JESUS-CHAN SING THE SONG THAT ENDED THE WORLD
I’M ONTO YOU GOB
Instead of killing God, he’s now going to fuck her.
Oh heya Satan. Or do you prefer Beelzebub? Mephistopheles? Lucifer? Devil? Big D? Stop me if I get it.
JESUS CHRIST!
That FUCKING asshole is here at last!
OH FUCK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cswv6JAdNpQ
Enjoy the engrish, mofos!
I FUCKING CALLED IT
PASQUALO FALLING IN LOVE WAS THE TRIGGER
NO GOOD CAN COME FROM GIVING WHINY BRAT CYBORGS THE ABILITY TO LOVE
WE SHOULD NOT HAVE TRESSPASSED ON GOD’S DOMAIN
IT’S HAPPENING! IT’S HAPPENING! IT’S REALLY FUCKING HAPPENING!! I CAN [NOT] FUCKING BELIEVE IT! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GOB!! OFFICIALY 100% HYPE! FUCKIN’ SICK!
http://www.gobolatula.com/gd/
ITS ACTUALLY RELEVANT!?!
For the time being I’d like to put it more like this: Satan is an element from the prototype that made it to It Hurts. I’m still pretty ashamed of God Dammit. GD is definitely not required reading material for It Hurts.
It’s okay Gobs, we all start somewhere. You said you wrote yourself into a corner at some point, and don’t get me wrong, it showed. But now you’re working on this complex little ball of yarn, and you throw this guy out and we all FREAK THE HELL OUT.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SAAAAAATAAAAAAAAAAN FUCKWOWFUCKFUCKFUCKWOWOWOWSHITOHSHITOHSHIT
Incidentally, I always considered It Hurts you canon reboot. It’s like, I dunno, a Crisis on Inifnite Earths or something. Except in this case it’s more like Flashpoint.
Though so far I don’t think I’ve “contradicted” anything in God Dammit (the stuff that’s on the site anyway, not the stupid time skip arc that I hate and deleted.)
Incidentally, LOVE the Fonz motiff you’re working into the old Adversary here.
Damn, God is so fucking beautiful.
Also, Gob, I see lots of references to this past material in IT HURTS!! (Pas’ attachment to that goldfish, Kirsten/Ally being sort of black and Jewish, POW! GANGSTA SHIT). Nice.
Oh my god, I knew It hurts reminded me of something, but I wasn’t sure what, it was this comic, I can’t believe it clicked before.
oh shit it really is almost time to confirm or deny my wrong ass theory
new character looks totally cool!
Why Fonz!!!! Why are you a vampire?!!
Satan!
I fuckin’ love this guy!
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
I DIDN’T EXPECT THIS FUCKER TO APPEAR HERE. I SHOULD’VE KNOWN THAT THERE WAS A CONNECTION.
I love you man. Great twist. Can’t wait for Friday. Shit is going DOOOOOWN.
I love you too. <3
Shit dude, I think I left my comment incorrectly. I mean, it didn’t have a whole bunch of capital letters or exclamation points like all the others. I just wasn’t that surprised. How can I ever make it up to you?
pizza party
With boobs and butts and elephant butts?
i literally screamed at this update!!
yeah satan!!!!!!
Is this Satan still gay? Gay for Pasqualo?
Always and forever. <3