… that’s not a story you come up with on the fly. I guess 90% of him being principal is sitting in his office and writing creepy speeches for every occasion.
Oh shit, no wonder I had a dream last night where I wanted to dissect a frog but felt horrible because I killed it and tried to give it CPR to revive it. I forgot I had read this.
Damn it Gob, stop writing into my dreams. It’s creepy.
Wow you made a character that genuinely creeps me out.
It’s terrifying without being edgy, goofy without being silly.
Man fuck that jazz, you made a full on monster.
Helo I am posting positve feedback so you feel aprpreciated and don’t get bored of writng your internet comic book.
Dance your dance of drawings for us you big fat faggoty majestic net jester, until your leg bones explode like winter maples and you earn the death of a warrior.
I’m surprised to see that svelte body under that Rankin-Bass character’s head, I was expecting a dumpy little guy. I’m reminded of the gross warden in Riki-Oh, with the hook hand and mints in his artificial eye.
panel 10 is maybe the most bone-chilling quote I’ve ever read. If that line was in a Hollywood blockbuster, it would still be the best line in the movie.
Whimsical bastard would have you scrub toilets if you so much as got a beard.
Also lol at Katie being made into a farmer after giving Aurora shit.
But alas. The joke is on principal gayguy. God is imaginary. But for principal gay. His death will be REAL UP IN THE HOUSE, BROTHER!
Dude, the fuck are you on about?
The Lord of the Rings is imaginary but that doesn’t mean it didn’t happen in real life.
God definitely exists in It Hurts!, birdpuke.
Oh no. It’s clear that God is dead. Satan lives. Hail Satan! The year is one!
But we literally saw Satana. Pretty sure God is around too, and a dick.
You’re loving every minute of writing this character, aren’t you, Gob? I know I would.
Yes, absolutely.
Stop scaring me like this Gob
EDIT: JUST REALIZED HE HAS 6 GODDAMN FINGERS
Where did he get the other one
checkmate atheists
The principal has six fingers.
I’ve been told once that I “look like a rapist.” Would that be my job at the school?
This is getting too fucked up for me. The creepiness is real.
Oh fuck he has a grocery list tattooed on his wrist
… that’s not a story you come up with on the fly. I guess 90% of him being principal is sitting in his office and writing creepy speeches for every occasion.
Was the sixth-finger intentional?
Yes
Oh shit, no wonder I had a dream last night where I wanted to dissect a frog but felt horrible because I killed it and tried to give it CPR to revive it. I forgot I had read this.
Damn it Gob, stop writing into my dreams. It’s creepy.
Wow you made a character that genuinely creeps me out.
It’s terrifying without being edgy, goofy without being silly.
Man fuck that jazz, you made a full on monster.
I knew there would be something even more horrifying than the Hellbeast.
The question is, what comes after the Principal?
Okay I’m starting to really like this guy.
Helo I am posting positve feedback so you feel aprpreciated and don’t get bored of writng your internet comic book.
Dance your dance of drawings for us you big fat faggoty majestic net jester, until your leg bones explode like winter maples and you earn the death of a warrior.
I’m surprised to see that svelte body under that Rankin-Bass character’s head, I was expecting a dumpy little guy. I’m reminded of the gross warden in Riki-Oh, with the hook hand and mints in his artificial eye.
Possibly my favorite page of It Hurts so far.
gg Gob
Attention web comic writers, this is how you make a good villain.
I imagine him sounding a bit like Mr Rogers, with q sunny voice no matter the subject.
I do NOT want to be his neighbor
Yo, how his hat stay on though.
Is it a hat or a comically large thumbtack?
Only other character I can think of with six fingers is Hannibal Lector…
Is that shopping list penned in or tattooed?
Tattooed.
panel 10 is maybe the most bone-chilling quote I’ve ever read. If that line was in a Hollywood blockbuster, it would still be the best line in the movie.