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312: Safety

by Gobolatula on July 9, 2015 at 9:00 pm
Chapter: Chapter 4: Back to School
└ Tags: angry joe, cheese forgive me, eliza, katie, lola, powercord, prancibald, stuart, the principal
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Discussion (41) ¬

  1. Allen
    July 9, 2015, 9:01 pm | # | Reply

    Two points!

  2. Amuro
    July 9, 2015, 9:07 pm | # | Reply

    Pasqualo dunked that shit so hard the glass broke into many copy/pasted pieces. Cheese forgive him.

    • Gobolatula
      July 9, 2015, 9:18 pm | # | Reply

      Ahhh you bastard. I didn’t think people would be able to tell. Refresh. Fixed. 😉

      • Amuro
        July 9, 2015, 9:25 pm | # | Reply

        I’d say I’m sorry, but you tried to pull a fast one on me, cheeky bugger.

  3. Wert
    July 9, 2015, 9:08 pm | # | Reply

    This is better than collectively everything /co/ predicted might happen in this update.

  4. Allen
    July 9, 2015, 9:08 pm | # | Reply

    Hey, the Algebra teacher is supposed to be dead >:(

    • Solmez
      July 9, 2015, 10:10 pm | # | Reply

      That’s just his buff brother, the Calculus teacher.

  5. Allen
    July 9, 2015, 9:15 pm | # | Reply

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q06U8k8i5f4

  6. Gon
    July 9, 2015, 9:25 pm | # | Reply

    HOLY FUCK YES.

    • The Paulosopher
      July 10, 2015, 2:10 pm | # | Reply

      Right????

  7. sav
    July 9, 2015, 9:44 pm | # | Reply

    No Allen, there’s only one song to fit this here page.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8

    • Allen
      July 10, 2015, 2:01 am | # | Reply

      Fuck! Wish I caught your message earlier 🙁

  8. Shark
    July 9, 2015, 9:50 pm | # | Reply

    wow i don’t know enough about basketball for a pun so i’m just going to call this an exquisite curler right into the top tight corner youve done it again gobbie

  9. PoopasaurusRex
    July 9, 2015, 10:01 pm | # | Reply

    Nope sac and Allen you are both wrong
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbUpPVOEkdA

  10. CB
    July 9, 2015, 10:34 pm | # | Reply

    CHAOS DUNK

  11. Laitharex
    July 9, 2015, 11:09 pm | # | Reply

    Satisfaction.

  12. SpaghettiWizard
    July 9, 2015, 11:17 pm | # | Reply

    I WASN’T READY

  13. KentMansley
    July 10, 2015, 12:25 am | # | Reply

    Thanks, Gob, not killing my reptillian waifu was the best birthday present I could get.

  14. Allen
    July 10, 2015, 2:00 am | # | Reply

    C’mon it’s time to get hyped say “Hoop there it is”
    C’mon all the fellas say “Hoop there it is”
    C’mon one time for the ladies say “Hoop there it is”
    Now all the fellas say “Hoop there it is”
    C’mon and run, baby run
    C’mon, C’mon, do it, run baby run
    Yeah, you want a hoop…so shoot, baby shoot
    C’mon and slam, and welcome to the JAM!
    C’mon and slam, if you wanna JAM!
    C’mon and slam, and welcome to the JAM!
    C’mon and slam, if you wanna JAM!

    • North
      July 10, 2015, 7:55 am | # | Reply

      WELCOME TO THE SPACE JAM

  15. Raging Butt
    July 10, 2015, 3:29 am | # | Reply

    Is this ~F.A.T.E.~?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWKQiZVBtu4

  16. SpaghettiWizard
    July 10, 2015, 6:52 am | # | Reply

    That little Katie and little Eliza in the last panel

    Hilarious

  17. Bynine
    July 10, 2015, 7:47 am | # | Reply

    I LOVE
    THIS
    COMIIIIIIIC

  18. flemardo
    July 10, 2015, 8:08 am | # | Reply

    Oh snap, white cyborgs can jump!

  19. King Princessqueen
    July 10, 2015, 8:41 am | # | Reply

    Ripped his head off, pulled one of his eyes out, did who knows what to the body, and yet only a light, nearly imperceptible smattering of blood on his suit. Cyborgs are nothing if not efficient as fuck.

  20. ned
    July 10, 2015, 8:54 am | # | Reply

    Even death couldn’t erase the smile on the principal’s face and take off his tiny tophat. May the devil fuck his skull in peace.

  21. LazyAlex
    July 10, 2015, 11:49 am | # | Reply

    I can say with absolute confidence that this is the only comic to feature a young cyborg performing an air jordan in the midst of a zombie apocalypse whilst using the head of a demented principal as a ball.
    Typing that sentence was surreal as fuuuck.

    • Bunghole
      July 11, 2015, 8:22 am | # | Reply

      If not, then this is the only one to pull it off, because jesus christ, in writing, that looks like it could be the most obnoxious, shitty, try-too-goddamn-hard plot for a webcomic these eyes have ever read.

  22. Helmic
    July 10, 2015, 12:49 pm | # | Reply

    don’t worry everyone we got rid of your evil insane principal and replaced him with this evil insane principal

  23. Bunghole
    July 10, 2015, 4:42 pm | # | Reply

    The only way these pages could be more great is if you finished that fucking book 2 already so I can THROW SO MUCH MONEY AT YOU

  24. DiamondDonator
    July 10, 2015, 8:01 pm | # | Reply

    EVERYBODY GET UP IT’S TIME TO SLAM NOW

  25. YuriPr1ncess
    July 10, 2015, 8:52 pm | # | Reply

    SAVAGE

  26. XC
    July 10, 2015, 11:45 pm | # | Reply

    Dis good webcomic. Yes.

  27. Paula Lee
    July 11, 2015, 12:44 am | # | Reply

    Keep it up, Gob!

  28. Helmic
    July 11, 2015, 1:49 am | # | Reply

    now that i think about it pasqualo just made it so that they can’t play full court basketball anymore, what dick

  29. T-odd
    July 11, 2015, 11:45 pm | # | Reply

    Beautiful.
    It’s beautiful.

  30. Small Dick Rick
    July 12, 2015, 6:02 am | # | Reply

    What’s with the hair streak?

  31. SG
    July 14, 2015, 10:37 pm | # | Reply

    PUT IT IN THE HOOP LIKE JAM!
    https://youtu.be/OfhhWA9GF0M

  32. Grizzle
    July 18, 2015, 7:17 am | # | Reply

    I’m disappointed no one drew the parallel between Pasqy and Ness in the fourth panel of page 2. The frizzed out hair, ash cloud and V sign reminds me of PSI Teleport.

    • Allen
      July 19, 2015, 8:46 pm | # | Reply

      Teleport beta is better!

      • Grizzle
        July 22, 2015, 5:30 am | # | Reply

        Beta is Betta! wah-wah

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