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Chapter 5: Everyone Dies - "341: Nowhere Fast"
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341: Nowhere Fast

by Gobolatula on November 24, 2015 at 9:00 pm
Chapter: Chapter 5: Everyone Dies
└ Tags: allison, pasqualo, stinky joe
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Discussion (17) ¬

  1. Allen
    November 24, 2015, 9:02 pm | # | Reply

    Introducing our new hero, Squirrel nuts the haggard.

  2. Allen
    November 24, 2015, 9:04 pm | # | Reply

    What is Money? Money is only tissue paper in this world!!!

  3. Amuro
    November 24, 2015, 9:47 pm | # | Reply

    I don’t appreciate being called a bum. How’d you get my picture?

  4. Rook
    November 24, 2015, 11:36 pm | # | Reply

    writing sideways is hard, that’s true.

  5. SpaghettiWizard
    November 24, 2015, 11:40 pm | # | Reply

    Love that stare of existential dread Ally’s got going on in panel 5

  6. Raging Butthole
    November 24, 2015, 11:51 pm | # | Reply

    I’M NUTS ABOUT THAT BOOTY oh please make it stop

  7. ironheadrat
    November 25, 2015, 2:02 am | # | Reply

    I love these kind of comics! If I was trying to explain your type of humor to someone I would use this comic as an example.

  8. Qwerty
    November 25, 2015, 3:47 am | # | Reply

    For fuck’s sake, Gob, just turn the panel sideways while you’re writing! I swear, it’s like you think you are some kind of comedian or something.

  9. sav
    November 25, 2015, 6:48 am | # | Reply

    somehow I don’t think I’d invest in a company that named itself after Jesus and gratuitously used the word ‘fuck’ on its packaging.

    • Zombie
      November 25, 2015, 8:22 pm | # | Reply

      Maybe the owner of the company is called Jesus Hernandez, or something.

  10. Ratface
    November 25, 2015, 7:52 am | # | Reply

    That hobo is way too coherent and his cap has no holes in it. He’s an ATF agent!

  11. Laitharex
    November 25, 2015, 7:56 am | # | Reply

    This drunken hobo understands the important things in life.

  12. Axel
    November 26, 2015, 1:37 pm | # | Reply

    What is a hobo doing there in the first place?

    • Gobolatula
      November 26, 2015, 3:23 pm | # | Reply

      Most likely buying a Natty Ice tall boy with some of the change he scrounged up. He claims alcohol helps him concentrate on coming up with new schemes to buy beer that involve selling his dirty-ass clothes. His name is Stinky “I Sold My Shoes for Booze” Joe.

      • Axel
        November 30, 2015, 2:34 pm | # | Reply

        Is there a page or something where i can buy his clothes? …you know, for science.

        • Gobolatula
          November 30, 2015, 2:47 pm | # | Reply

          Nah sorry he only does olde timey hobo bartering. You gotta meet him in person. I sure hope he survived the apocalypse. 🙁

  13. SounderKommando
    August 1, 2016, 4:48 pm | # | Reply

    “Bitch, this is a product of the Jesus Loves You Corporation” would make a fantastic T-shirt. Just sayin’.

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