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Chapter 5: Everyone Dies - "381: Help Me Out Here"
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381: Help Me Out Here

by Gobolatula on March 6, 2016 at 9:00 pm
Chapter: Chapter 5: Everyone Dies
└ Tags: eliza, katie, marlon, pasqualo
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  1. Allen
    March 6, 2016, 9:01 pm | # | Reply

    The cuddles are on the line here, people.

  2. Amuro
    March 6, 2016, 9:09 pm | # | Reply

    I can do it with both hands tied behind my back. The tying is necessary, I won’t participae otherwise.

  3. Mordred
    March 6, 2016, 9:09 pm | # | Reply

    WHOA WHOA WHOA HOLD ON A SEC.
    Since when does Pasqualo have 2 hands?

    • FartMaster69
      March 6, 2016, 9:52 pm | # | Reply

      Looks like somebody hasn’t read up on their Expanded Universe

      • Mordred
        March 8, 2016, 3:48 am | # | Reply

        I thought all of that became non-canon after Gob bought the It Hurts liscence from Lucasfilms.

  4. mr. creamyshits
    March 6, 2016, 9:11 pm | # | Reply

    can aurora bring people back to life or would that be too bullshit

    • Mordred
      March 7, 2016, 12:32 am | # | Reply

      If she could, she would have by now. I mean, she couldn;t heal Pasqualo when he died against the Hellbeast without his second heart.

  5. Laitharex
    March 6, 2016, 9:13 pm | # | Reply

    Yeah, 2 hands could be a problem.

  6. DiamondDonator
    March 6, 2016, 9:42 pm | # | Reply

    Requsting art of Pasqualo choking Peanuthead and jacking it at the same time.

    • Gobolatula
      March 6, 2016, 9:48 pm | # | Reply

      Sorry sir but I’ll have to respectfully decline.

      • Amuro
        March 6, 2016, 10:42 pm | # | Reply

        Gob officially SJW cuck, tear it down

        • Laitharex
          March 7, 2016, 11:35 pm | # | Reply

          He’s been a fuck since this thing for started. Get over it. At least he’s not Anthony Burch. Yet.

          • Laitharex
            March 7, 2016, 11:35 pm | # | Reply

            Cuck!! Man, I’m sick of auto correct.

      • cole1114
        March 7, 2016, 8:57 pm | # | Reply

        If not you, then someone worse will only take up the challenge. Pray it isn’t shad.

    • Anonymous
      March 7, 2016, 9:54 am | # | Reply

      >>>/aco/

    • Dias
      March 8, 2016, 11:12 pm | # | Reply

      It’d spoil the fact that Pasqualo secretly doesn’t even have a penis. His dad had it removed when he was young. His dad didn’t like him, you see.

  7. Ratface
    March 6, 2016, 9:58 pm | # | Reply

    I don’t think Pasqualo is much of a multi-tasker, though. One of those two things will not occur. But if he starts growing extra arms complete with hands, might I suggest running for the hills?

  8. Samuel
    March 6, 2016, 9:59 pm | # | Reply

    Jeez, it’s like these bozos don’t know how to incinerate a corpse.

  9. memelad
    March 6, 2016, 10:06 pm | # | Reply

    >He’s either gonna strangle me or start jacking it
    who knew Eliza was into shitty anime too!

  10. Jonathan
    March 6, 2016, 11:09 pm | # | Reply

    I can’t fucking breath.
    This is too funny.

  11. Raging Butthole
    March 7, 2016, 1:24 am | # | Reply

    ZOMBIE MARLON
    ZOMBIE MARLON
    AWWWW RIIIIGHT

  12. Daert1_SA
    March 7, 2016, 1:25 am | # | Reply

    Jerking it while choking someone, isn’t that an Angsty Shinji?

  13. Mark
    March 7, 2016, 10:24 am | # | Reply

    Great stuff as always gob, keep up the great work you filthy fucking pervert God

    • Gobolatula
      March 7, 2016, 11:37 am | # | Reply

      Thank you Mark 🙂

  14. oneofus
    March 7, 2016, 1:43 pm | # | Reply

    Just shove his head into his own cock hole. It’s the perfect crime, and also what he would have wanted.

  15. Schide
    March 7, 2016, 2:13 pm | # | Reply

    Ah yes, the ol’ stranglejack.

    Gets ’em every time.

    • Raging Butthole
      March 11, 2016, 2:32 am | # | Reply

      I’ve heard that if you say Stranglejack three times in a row, he’s gonna come and kidna

  16. TheTalentless
    March 7, 2016, 4:46 pm | # | Reply

    I thought Katie was the one screaming in the previous page, but she’s still asleep here. Is there something I’m missing?

    • Gobolatula
      March 7, 2016, 4:58 pm | # | Reply

      The scream is the same scream she screamt in the comic where she woke up from a nightmare.

      • TheTalentless
        March 8, 2016, 12:54 am | # | Reply

        Holy shit I didn’t even see that page. Whoops, my bad

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