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Chapter 5: Everyone Dies - "420: Burgers"
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420: Burgers

by Gobolatula on July 7, 2016 at 9:00 pm
Chapter: Chapter 5: Everyone Dies
└ Tags: bill, partyman, space rhinos
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  1. Allen
    July 7, 2016, 9:01 pm | # | Reply

    Well….shit. Bill’s 2 fisting those two drinks at least.

  2. nifpink
    July 7, 2016, 9:07 pm | # | Reply

    Shieet, did everyone just die?

    RIPperoi

    http://youtu.be/u6Zoezcq1RA

  3. mr. creamyshits
    July 7, 2016, 9:10 pm | # | Reply

    the end?

  4. mossy
    July 7, 2016, 9:13 pm | # | Reply

    I feel bad for everyone on Garbage Planet

  5. Wobbegong
    July 7, 2016, 9:24 pm | # | Reply

    YOU MANIAC! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!

  6. Beseeches Long Short Milk
    July 7, 2016, 9:42 pm | # | Reply

    Chapter 420: Earth gets blazed.

    • FLCL_rox
      July 8, 2016, 8:02 am | # | Reply

      OH MY GOD I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE TILL YOU POINTED IT OUT.

  7. oneofus
    July 7, 2016, 9:49 pm | # | Reply

    Well that Arby’s/McDonalds argument’s pretty much moot since the garbage turtle race were both the roast beef component and the burger component of the relevant food items.

  8. Helmic
    July 8, 2016, 12:41 am | # | Reply

    we could see it for fucking miles

    and you still catch us off guard

    you fucking madman

  9. DrJoshii
    July 8, 2016, 1:40 am | # | Reply

    OH FUCK!

    So now the gang is either gonna:

    Go to hell
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf47DQj_2Gg
    or travel around space
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cVKL9XWZMM
    or something completely different

    I’m actually excited to see where this goes

  10. Squish Squish
    July 8, 2016, 1:44 am | # | Reply

    Gob I love you.

  11. SpaghettiWizard
    July 8, 2016, 2:17 am | # | Reply

    Oh, hey. The Earth-like planet at the opposite end of the galaxy where Aurora dumped all the turtle-related items in #372 got blown up.

    I sure hope a large fragment doesn’t fly into Earth and kill a bunch of people.

  12. Bunghole
    July 8, 2016, 2:22 am | # | Reply

    YES now comic is a space adventure comic like Mass Effect but with pretty much zero boning.

    And also an entirely dead crew.

  13. chiefnewo
    July 8, 2016, 2:56 am | # | Reply

    Good end.

    • BiggerJ
      July 10, 2016, 5:06 am | # | Reply

      ‘Happy End’? WHAT THE HELL IS ‘HAPPY END’?

  14. ned
    July 8, 2016, 5:40 am | # | Reply

    I think there isn’t any real emotional impact after seeing a random unknown planet getting destroyed right after a conversation about burgers. Not saying your writing suck, but you could have at least shown what life was like on that planet… It’s just my opinion, though.

    Unless that planet was Earth, then fuck you Gob what the fuck was that?!?

    • DrJoshii
      July 8, 2016, 6:05 am | # | Reply

      Mate… That WAS Earth
      https://twitter.com/gobolatula/status/751282657724473344

      • Gobolatula
        July 8, 2016, 6:08 am | # | Reply

        confirmative.

  15. Ratface
    July 8, 2016, 6:32 am | # | Reply

    Well…. that escalated quickly.

  16. pooplicker420
    July 8, 2016, 6:56 am | # | Reply

    why didn’t the world blow up after trisssh became a weeb?

  17. sav
    July 8, 2016, 7:59 am | # | Reply

    of course comic 420 involves Partyman, fast food, and a planet being blown to smithereens by space rhinos

  18. FLCL_rox
    July 8, 2016, 8:01 am | # | Reply

    Well … so that’s how the world ends … fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  19. flemardo
    July 8, 2016, 8:15 am | # | Reply

    Guess the chapter lived up to its name. But hey, at least Pasq and Peanut never had to fess up for the accidental killing.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsM_VmN6ytk

    • North
      July 8, 2016, 8:20 pm | # | Reply

      Oh man I really want to see Marlon confronting them about their attempted ruse.
      I assume he’s in hell, being a sexual deviant and all.

  20. Qwerty
    July 8, 2016, 8:31 am | # | Reply

    Gob, you did it again!

  21. Nestor
    July 8, 2016, 9:38 am | # | Reply

    I don’t recognize any of the continents!

    That means….

    Gob is bad at geography!

    • Gobolatula
      July 8, 2016, 9:53 am | # | Reply

      Here’s the planet without any of the bullshit:

      • Dias
        July 9, 2016, 7:29 pm | # | Reply

        Is it just me or is Canada missing?

        • Gobolatula
          July 9, 2016, 8:49 pm | # | Reply

          What the hell is Canada?

          • someone
            July 10, 2016, 4:27 am | # | Reply

            it’s the part of america that’s freer than the rest of it. hard to imagine, but true.

            • Rhino36
              July 10, 2016, 10:27 am | # | Reply

              >it’s the part of america that’s freer than the rest of it.
              lolno
              If you make jokes, you get sued by the human rights committee.

  22. SoStill
    July 8, 2016, 12:04 pm | # | Reply

    The End.

  23. a cool guy
    July 8, 2016, 2:21 pm | # | Reply

    Now that everybody’s dead are they gonna go to wherever Tubsy’s at??

  24. SounderKommando
    July 8, 2016, 4:48 pm | # | Reply

    The world was destroyed after 420 comics.

    Moral of the story: don’t do drugs, kids.

  25. The Paulosopher
    July 8, 2016, 4:52 pm | # | Reply

    That’s some HHGTTG shit right there. Is it safe to assume the Vogons are behind this?

  26. Avalong Dong
    July 8, 2016, 5:54 pm | # | Reply

    NURP NURP NURP
    I should drink beer with krazy straws, what a fantastic idea.

  27. goldcheeks
    July 8, 2016, 7:01 pm | # | Reply

    welp, it was a good ride

  28. Bunghole
    July 9, 2016, 2:26 am | # | Reply

    Hey Gob unrelated to this comic, a while back when you were doing EtJM you stopped drawing it yourself and had Grail do the art for you because of “terrible hand pain” which I assume is an arrangement that led to your eventual marriage.

    My question is: how many times per day did you have to jerk off to have literally crippled your hand? I need to know so I can find MY future wife, too.

    • Gobolatula
      July 9, 2016, 5:38 am | # | Reply

      HAHAHAHA!!

      It was actually World of Warcraft.

      • bob
        July 10, 2016, 6:39 pm | # | Reply

        It must be REALLY stressful clicking that shadowbolt button across a 4 hour raid.

  29. Grimmak
    July 9, 2016, 4:51 am | # | Reply

    inb4 it’s revealed Pasq moved everyone to a different planet ages ago

  30. Hazmatbrigade
    July 9, 2016, 5:19 am | # | Reply

    Part of me says “inb4 ‘whoops, that was Aerth, excuse my spelling mistake.’ ”
    And part of me says “inb4 ‘Oh, it’s okay, we moved the gang to that not-earth planet instead of the turtlenecks, so earth got destroyed along with the turtlenecks, but the gang/population of earth is just fine somewhere else in space.’ “

  31. Idealist
    July 9, 2016, 3:55 pm | # | Reply

    Dang, space rhinos, so rude.

  32. eych0
    April 14, 2025, 8:49 am | # | Reply

    WHAT THE FUCK

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