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Chapter 7: Goodbye - "435: See Ya Later"
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435: See Ya Later

by Gobolatula on September 27, 2016 at 9:00 pm
Chapter: Chapter 7: Goodbye
└ Tags: allison, pasqualo, poop, tubsy
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  1. Allen
    September 27, 2016, 9:02 pm | # | Reply

    Dropping some philosophy on Pasqy!

  2. DIO Brando
    September 27, 2016, 9:50 pm | # | Reply

    So like, what if a dick touches you? Does that count?

    • The Paulosopher
      September 27, 2016, 10:07 pm | # | Reply

      Only for the other guy.

  3. Amuro
    September 27, 2016, 10:00 pm | # | Reply

    He’s right, God wouldn’t be able to answer our prayers if he were a woman because he’d be busy bleeding and getting pregnant!

    Sure am glad that’s not the case!

  4. FLCL_rox
    September 28, 2016, 3:31 am | # | Reply

    So I didn’t have to observe the two-shake rule after all?
    I mean you’re going to hell anyway may as well go big or go home.

  5. Jack Mehoffer
    September 28, 2016, 4:06 am | # | Reply

    If I went to Heaven and found out that God was a woman I’d kill myself.

  6. Brandon
    September 28, 2016, 4:41 am | # | Reply

    Lord did I miss this shit.

  7. SpaghettiWizard
    September 28, 2016, 6:40 am | # | Reply

    I’m not allowed to touch my dick?
    Good God, I don’t think there’s a pit deep enough to match my sins.

  8. North
    September 28, 2016, 7:25 am | # | Reply

    >tfw you find out the fucking Muslims were right
    Well shit

  9. Bristol
    September 28, 2016, 9:20 pm | # | Reply

    What if you learned to masturbate with your thighs?
    Does that count?

  10. King Horrible
    September 29, 2016, 6:54 pm | # | Reply

    Well, if you’re male you’re born with your dick already attached to you, so technically you’re touching it from birth. Maybe it’s just if you touch it with your hands? What if you wear gloves? Use tongs? Telekinesis? And can you touch someone ELSE’s dick? Because if it’s any dick a bug could land on you and walk across your body, dragging its bug dick along you and there’d be nothing you could do. And what of ghost dicks? Can’t even see those, how are you supposed to avoid them?

  11. Helmic
    October 2, 2016, 4:58 pm | # | Reply

    Judith had the last laugh after all.

  12. ZOIS
    September 28, 2017, 3:41 pm | # | Reply

    Wait, how did the baby go to hell? Did he already jerk his little ding dong?

    • Gobolatula
      September 28, 2017, 6:43 pm | # | Reply

      Probably

  13. a dork
    May 20, 2019, 5:42 am | # | Reply

    Aurora is god

  14. Mr. Potato Patato Von Spudsworth III
    August 18, 2022, 5:25 am | # | Reply

    If God is truly omnipotent, then he/she would be male, female, and everything in-between and beyond. If a being is limited to a single sex, it isn’t all-powerful, after all.

    This page raises fascinating new philosophical quandaries, however: are the creatures WITHOUT dicks (or the ability to touch their dicks) more pure or less pure? Does God judge dick-touching based on one’s capacity to do so, or is it simply a binary yes/no situation?

    Also what the Hell, Jesus? You really couldn’t have mentioned these rules while you were partying it up with all your wine and fish? Like dude you had one job.

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