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100: Performance

by Gobolatula on December 2, 2013 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Chapter 1: Pasqualo Falls In Love

 

└ Tags: allison, aurora, christie, coach, cops, dad, depression, fight, fire, gertrude, hellbeast, jessica, kevin, luck, music, music teacher, pasqualo, pluck, principal, robbie, rutherford, sad, school, skeezy e, skullcap frank, space rhinos, steve, substitute, talent show, tubsy
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  1. excuse me
    December 2, 2013, 1:39 am | # | Reply

    what just happen

    • Gobolatula
      December 2, 2013, 3:05 pm | # | Reply

      A hip hop / r&b performance and a bunch of horrible things.

  2. Torquey
    December 2, 2013, 5:49 am | # | Reply

    Just had to make an account to say what just happened.

    This comic.

    This fucking comic.

  3. Balls n' Weiners
    December 2, 2013, 8:32 am | # | Reply

    WHAT!??!?!?

    I just tore my dick off during the rap and had it re-attatch and shrivel inside me in confusion.

    • Gobolatula
      December 2, 2013, 3:01 pm | # | Reply

      I hope you and your dick are okay, buddy… 🙁

  4. jerems
    December 2, 2013, 8:32 am | # | Reply

    what are you doing why are you doing it what the fuck is going oonnnnnn i don’t understand

  5. Stitchlips
    December 2, 2013, 9:56 am | # | Reply

    Huh. I was kinda betting on everyone dying.

    BUT I DIDN’T EXPECT THIS HOLY SHIT

  6. welp
    December 2, 2013, 10:04 am | # | Reply

    Holy hell. I love this comic so much, that finale had me laughing in a mixture of hilarity and disbelief the entire way through. Here’s to the next hundred comics!

    • Gobolatula
      December 2, 2013, 3:00 pm | # | Reply

      Thank you Mr. Welp. I appreciate it. I’ll try my ass off to make the next 100 good ones!

  7. Sir Royco
    December 2, 2013, 12:04 pm | # | Reply

    …
    Welp, I don’t know what to fucking say.

    • Gobolatula
      December 2, 2013, 3:06 pm | # | Reply

      I’ll take that as a “GREAT COMIC, GOBBY!!” Thanks bro.

  8. Rob
    December 2, 2013, 5:26 pm | # | Reply

    What the shit. I have no idea what just happened, but it was fucking rad.

    • Gobolatula
      December 2, 2013, 5:41 pm | # | Reply

      hehe thanks, dude.

  9. PainfulBuggery
    December 2, 2013, 9:21 pm | # | Reply

    This is fucking amazing.

    • Gobolatula
      December 2, 2013, 9:47 pm | # | Reply

      Muchas granchanchos, senior.

  10. Eneero
    December 2, 2013, 11:39 pm | # | Reply

    How many chapters until he punches god again?

    • Gobolatula
      December 3, 2013, 5:06 am | # | Reply

      haha I can’t say whether or not something like that could/would happen in It Hurts. I wouldn’t expect this story to be too similar to God Dammit. I WOULD expect tons more crazy shit to happen nonetheless. I hope you enjoy it, sir.

  11. Anonymous
    December 3, 2013, 10:45 pm | # | Reply

    Dammit, I expected something like this to happen but I’m still astonished.

    • Gobolatula
      December 3, 2013, 11:01 pm | # | Reply

      Thanks! Yeah my hope was to have it be so crazy that even the people that “had a feeling something was gonna happen” would be like, “WHAT WHY FUCK.” I’m kind of a jerk…

  12. Rusty Shackelford
    December 3, 2013, 11:30 pm | # | Reply

    Goddammit, Pasqualo should’ve taken that kiss before the performance. A chance like that won’t come along again, not in his lifetime.

    • Gobolatula
      December 4, 2013, 5:03 am | # | Reply

      Poor li’l guy…

  13. JJ
    December 4, 2013, 8:34 pm | # | Reply

    John did you seriously just kill every character except pasqualo

    • Gobolatula
      December 5, 2013, 3:18 pm | # | Reply

      😉

      • tubsygivesmeachub
        July 11, 2014, 3:52 pm | # | Reply

        Tubsy is coming back, right?

        • Gobolatula
          July 11, 2014, 4:05 pm | # | Reply

          Sorry sir. I cannot answer that. Spoilerzzz! I will say that I’ve been considering a flashback comic or two, so there is a possibility of more Tubsy appearances.

  14. stinkingrodent
    December 5, 2013, 4:45 pm | # | Reply

    NOOOOOOOOOOOO. omg… no. no what theh what what? what? no. omg omfg….

  15. cyrus
    December 5, 2013, 7:38 pm | # | Reply

    Is this supposed to be funny or something?

    • Gobolatula
      December 5, 2013, 8:06 pm | # | Reply

      What, this particular update? I laughed!

      The series itself is supposed to be funny. If you don’t think it is. then I’m sorry. 🙁

      Fuck off, I got work to do, Cyrus.

  16. warp
    December 5, 2013, 10:40 pm | # | Reply

    What I expected: a Nichijou-esque visual analogy.

    What I got: a Gainax production.

    • Gobolatula
      December 6, 2013, 1:24 am | # | Reply

      Thanks! I loved Panty & Stocking.

  17. Heebie
    December 5, 2013, 11:30 pm | # | Reply

    I laughed.
    I cried.
    Bravo.

  18. anon
    December 7, 2013, 7:49 pm | # | Reply

    Here i was like a faggot getting angry that you re introduced tubsy and thinking you where a bitch.
    God dammit this was amaizing i love it. This has got to be the most unexpected twist i have seen in a webcomic

  19. KayG25
    December 8, 2013, 4:26 am | # | Reply

    Read 1-100 in one sitting, then proceeded to make a shitty donation. Keep up the good work asshole.

    • Gobolatula
      December 8, 2013, 7:08 am | # | Reply

      You, my friend, are a legend.

  20. sav
    December 8, 2013, 9:05 am | # | Reply

    Jesus Christ dude, I just read this whole thing.

    That’s all I can say.

    • Gobolatula
      December 8, 2013, 10:30 am | # | Reply

      <3

  21. Mr.Hoisington
    December 8, 2013, 1:46 pm | # | Reply

    Please tell me there is going to be more!

    • Gobolatula
      December 8, 2013, 3:20 pm | # | Reply

      Yes sir! Starting tomorrow I’ll be back on my MWF schedule.

  22. Turbomaster
    December 8, 2013, 3:42 pm | # | Reply

    nice HORSE SEX story, bro

    rock on, cant wait to MASTURBATE Ffor more

  23. Strawberry309
    December 8, 2013, 9:36 pm | # | Reply

    Does it sadden you to know there isn’t easily accessible pornography of your comic yet

  24. sexpy
    December 8, 2013, 9:46 pm | # | Reply

    yo gobo just binged the last 100 comics, the writing is fucking masterful. everything is kinda off kilter, and i love it. the dialog between pasqualo and alison is like me and every friend i have. i just attract the sort of people that call each other dickeaters and i think you get that and i think you love it as much as i do

    i guess i’m excited to see where this goes

    • Gobolatula
      December 9, 2013, 4:19 am | # | Reply

      Thank you very much. I’m glad you enjoy it.

  25. cc
    December 9, 2013, 2:24 am | # | Reply

    oh god

    IT HURTS

  26. SoStill
    December 9, 2013, 12:55 pm | # | Reply

    WHAT

  27. DickBurger
    December 9, 2013, 1:21 pm | # | Reply

    I’m in the library not studying for my finals. Just read this 1-100, I love you.

    • Gobolatula
      December 9, 2013, 2:32 pm | # | Reply

      I LOVE YOU TOO! NOW READ 101 AND THEN GO STUDY!!

  28. sb
    December 10, 2013, 4:13 pm | # | Reply

    kill my waifu, will you? fucken dropped.

    • Gobolatula
      December 10, 2013, 4:15 pm | # | Reply

      🙁

  29. 777
    December 11, 2013, 7:41 pm | # | Reply

    i read this 1-100 and

  30. jgrease
    December 17, 2013, 8:37 pm | # | Reply

    Pasqualo was right, the audience DID have other things to worry about.

    They probably end up kissing eventually, right? Before Aurora dies or some shit? Yknow what, fuck it, I don’t understand what or why this is happening but congrats! I read 1-104, freaked out, and made an account to re-read it and note any foreshadowing for myself. You’re batshit crazy in a loving way and I can’t wait to see what evils you have in store.

    • Gobolatula
      December 17, 2013, 9:06 pm | # | Reply

      Thank you very much! I hope you like what I got in store!

      • jgrease
        December 17, 2013, 10:18 pm | # | Reply

        We’re going of the rails on a crazy train. Toot toot, no brakes motherfucker.

  31. Nobitching
    March 14, 2014, 4:00 pm | # | Reply

    Mmm… this remainds me of the Eclipse of Berserk

    • Gobolatula
      March 14, 2014, 8:06 pm | # | Reply

      Why thank you!

  32. Helmic
    May 8, 2014, 2:26 pm | # | Reply

    I love how Pasqualo’s dad just sits there calmly, arms crossed. Unblinking, never breaking eye contact while he burns away. Just so he can traumatize his son one last time before he dies.

    • Gobolatula
      May 8, 2014, 2:51 pm | # | Reply

      Hahahaha! Well put, sir. Thank you very much.

  33. Fuck you
    August 5, 2014, 2:27 pm | # | Reply

    Thank you. This is the only good webcomic on the whole Internet. Be proud.

    • Gobolatula
      August 5, 2014, 2:28 pm | # | Reply

      Thank you!! 🙂

  34. Laitharex
    August 27, 2014, 12:49 am | # | Reply

    Oh shiiiiiit. Shit.

  35. Libluini
    September 13, 2014, 9:59 am | # | Reply

    Considering she is all about singing and what her singing does, she is just three heads and six wings short of being a Seraphim. “Enflamer of love”. Heh.

  36. John
    September 16, 2014, 12:05 pm | # | Reply

    New reader here from /co/.
    Everyone has pretty much said it already but, holy fuck.

    • Gobolatula
      September 16, 2014, 12:48 pm | # | Reply

      Thank you for reading sir! 🙂

  37. The Paulosopher
    November 5, 2014, 5:54 pm | # | Reply

    I don’t know about anyone else, but I totally imagined “1516” by Red Fang playing during the apocalypse scenes.

  38. Outraged_H4x0ru5
    November 9, 2014, 5:42 pm | # | Reply

    Oh hey, Skullcap Frank got his head back at a later, unspecified point before they met Ally again.

    • Gobolatula
      November 9, 2014, 5:46 pm | # | Reply

      You can barely see him carrying it out as he leaves 😉

  39. Allen
    February 6, 2015, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    And he stares. He stares as if to say, “This is what it was all for.”

  40. Surbizer
    February 19, 2015, 4:03 pm | # | Reply

    Just to tell you, that Panda is terrifying and I hope we’ll see creepy smiles in the future.

    • Gobolatula
      February 19, 2015, 4:21 pm | # | Reply

      Hahaha thank you

  41. The Paulosopher
    May 16, 2015, 6:55 pm | # | Reply

    What’s easy to forget in all that craziness, though, is how completely fucking priceless his dad’s face in panel 23 is.

  42. Eviltreez
    May 25, 2015, 4:52 pm | # | Reply

    That was perfect delivery! This is probably the greatest moment in any web-comic. Thank you

  43. Allen
    July 12, 2015, 11:13 am | # | Reply

    Hey, is that you in Panel 7?

    • Gobolatula
      July 12, 2015, 11:24 am | # | Reply

      Yes! Also to the left is my wife. Well, just part of her hair and one of her glasses-eyes.

      • Allen
        July 13, 2015, 9:02 am | # | Reply

        Oh cool! I totally missed her there.

  44. WowzitHowzit
    July 14, 2015, 2:57 pm | # | Reply

    Where do I begin? Oh man, Tubsy jobbed so hard. Pasq’s rap made me crack a smile, so points for the lyricism which surprised me. And Geez, his reaction at the end.

  45. XC
    January 18, 2016, 1:26 pm | # | Reply

    …oh hey Gertrude never got tagged here. /important

    • Gobolatula
      January 18, 2016, 2:45 pm | # | Reply

      Oops!

  46. Abe
    March 14, 2016, 6:30 pm | # | Reply

    holy fucking shit boy time binge read this muhfugga right now!

  47. Vashil
    March 26, 2016, 6:17 am | # | Reply

    Man, I get such a strong Attack on Titan vibe from that panda. 😀

  48. Butternut
    April 23, 2016, 5:46 pm | # | Reply

    Funniest part of this page is just how fucking disgusted and confused Pasqualo’s dad is that people liked his son’s rapping.

  49. NAMEFUL
    July 8, 2016, 9:24 am | # | Reply

    Where the space rhinos at?

    • Gobolatula
      July 8, 2016, 9:26 am | # | Reply

      Flying saucers by the Eiffel Tower.

  50. Fenrir
    October 5, 2016, 6:55 pm | # | Reply

    Just wanted to drop by to say that in this the year of our Lord 2016, new readers are still coming across this and being blown away along with the rest of the world.

    • Gobolatula
      October 5, 2016, 7:57 pm | # | Reply

      HOORAY!!

  51. Wadoka
    October 14, 2016, 3:30 pm | # | Reply

    this still looks rad as shit everytime I read it
    even the other times you can’t help but think “this truly was a hell of a twist mang”

  52. cc
    May 30, 2017, 2:38 am | # | Reply

    What a long strange trip it’s been.

  53. ironheadrat
    August 21, 2017, 9:59 pm | # | Reply

    Hey Gob, did you ever play Parasite Eve? I was just replaying it yesterday and the beginning FMV reminds me a lot of this comic.

    • Gobolatula
      August 24, 2017, 5:08 pm | # | Reply

      I have not! Shit I’ll check it out!

  54. yo
    March 14, 2018, 7:54 am | # | Reply

    wtf dude

  55. Holy Shit
    June 26, 2018, 1:06 am | # | Reply

    Im weak

  56. Robin Lionheart
    August 28, 2018, 4:26 am | # | Reply

    Even with comments spoiling that something big was going to go down in strip 100, that was incredible.

  57. 8loksewe
    June 19, 2019, 4:18 pm | # | Reply

    lol sick

  58. zerodono
    January 17, 2020, 12:59 am | # | Reply

    God, re-reading up to here, knowing what’s gonna happen, it still just leaves me exclaiming ‘what the fuck’ over and over again lol.

    • Gobolatula
      May 20, 2020, 9:10 am | # | Reply

      🙂

  59. kwakiutl
    June 25, 2020, 5:49 pm | # | Reply

    what a
    uh
    twist??

  60. Luna
    October 3, 2022, 6:56 pm | # | Reply

    oh

  61. Vinny
    April 11, 2023, 11:27 pm | # | Reply

    Holy shit I just realized exactly why the UFOs are attacking France.

    Gob you are a mad genius.

    • Gobolatula
      November 18, 2023, 11:34 pm | # | Reply

      😉

  62. Squiddy
    April 5, 2024, 10:31 pm | # | Reply

    I keep coming back to this, and honestly, page 5 is incredibly well done. It’s a simple 3×3 grid, but the shot reverse shot back-and-forth gives it a very pleasing checkerboard composition. The way it starts off with normal colors in the first row, then the unearthly glow in the second, and finally the green light bringing death and destruction in the third produces a nice gradient down the page as the tension builds and breaks free. It works so well, especially for the fact that this is the exact moment where everything goes wrong and the world gets flipped on its head. That whole page is just burned into my memory now.

    Also, you’re REALLY good at expressions. Aurora’s pained, guilty smile on page 14 hits so, so hard.

  63. eych0k
    April 9, 2025, 1:52 pm | # | Reply

    peak cinema

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