I’m sure Ally drinks slutshakes as a high calorie pre dinner snack every Tuesday at 6:43pm in the southwest corner of the library, second table from the wall. It’s 6:43pm because it takes her 13 minutes to make the shake which she begins at 6:30pm using a Trianglini BlendPro 6200 model which Pasqualo’s dad gave her after Pasqualo blended his left nipped in on accident.
Hi Gob! I recently found your comic. I think there are no proper words for it. You, sir, sure have a twisted but unique fantasy. I wish you enough inspiration to keep it going forever and be rich and famous!
Sincerely,
a Hungarian reader who never knew her country is famous for its horse porn (but always happy to learn something new)
ps. people (or at least zombies) have two humerus bone. Is it artistic licence? 😉
Thank you so much!!! Yeah I just picked a random country for the “horse porn” jokes. And about the bone thing, sure you could call it artistic license or just me being a complete moron :3
Err.. just how hungry IS she?
It’s nice to see Aurora getting absolved 🙂
I officially declare panel 4 Aurora as “turbo-cute”
Someone needs to make a GOB WAS RIGHT or GOB DID NOTHING WRONG t-shirt, this is fucking great.
Hitler did nothing wrong
Aurora has the best “WTF” face
Is this the begginning of a wonderful new ship?
Why would your parents name you that?
AAAAARHHHG!!!! FUCKIN’ HELL, MARK! AFTER I’M DONE WITH YOU, nExT iS YouR MOthER!!!
“Slutshake” is a good one. I used to call my ex-girlfriend “slutcake.”
Say, is this gonna develop into yuri? Can’t say I’ve ever seen an angel and a zombie tribbing before. Mite b cool.
I’m sure Ally drinks slutshakes as a high calorie pre dinner snack every Tuesday at 6:43pm in the southwest corner of the library, second table from the wall. It’s 6:43pm because it takes her 13 minutes to make the shake which she begins at 6:30pm using a Trianglini BlendPro 6200 model which Pasqualo’s dad gave her after Pasqualo blended his left nipped in on accident.
Ehahaha Ally fixed Aurora’s hair again… NOW some crazy shit’s gonna happen.
That zombie girl needs to get laid.
Sorry, my nig. Pasq is captain of the zombie ship, nigga. No, for real. Srsly.
No, Ally is going to go to hell and Tubbsy will her damned king in the depths
This is decided long ago
Pasqualo dates Katie because Gob is marrying real-life Katie, and Pasqualo and Gob are blond Italians in real life
This means Italians can sometimes be white
Sadly I’m only 1/4 Italiano. Still got the cool last name though.
You’re 1/4 Italian? I’m 1/4 Italian too, but, like, 4 times over! What is happening here, Gob?
We’re clearly brothers.
But for real, I hope nothing bad happens, I remember last time they talked.. Boom.
Glad to see a lil bit of Mark live on in the comic
Ally/Aurora OTP.
And so Gob takes home the award for best homosexual, interracial couple of the year! Congratulations Gob, you magnificent madman: you did it again!
Don’t forget interspecies!
Of course things may sour a bit when their love triggers the second apocalypse.
Hi Gob! I recently found your comic. I think there are no proper words for it. You, sir, sure have a twisted but unique fantasy. I wish you enough inspiration to keep it going forever and be rich and famous!
Sincerely,
a Hungarian reader who never knew her country is famous for its horse porn (but always happy to learn something new)
ps. people (or at least zombies) have two humerus bone. Is it artistic licence? 😉
Thank you so much!!! Yeah I just picked a random country for the “horse porn” jokes. And about the bone thing, sure you could call it artistic license or just me being a complete moron :3
Take care, my new buddy!
Why not both, you artistic moron?
That’s scientifically impossible
Yeah right, like I’m gonna let some moron artist try to teach me science, Mr. Double Humerus.
Okay
Well, he got you good there, Gob.
I have been gotten
My city legalized weed yesterday
A new age is dawning
Now to lighten the mood with something funny. Under this page, there was a banner ad for a 3D printer.
Let it sink in. I’ll wait.
Aw shit, the goblingtonski is getting international acclamation now
Soon, soon you will be able to swim in a pool of Russian rubles
They may be better off paying for his books in vodka and mail order brides.
Gob and his soon to be wife could use a maid!
hahaha!
Actually, we could. I’m kind of a fucking slob.
But you’re Italian-Murrikan!
How can you be a snob when you’re a guidoredneck?
I’m guessing she wants this pastrami sandwich as a replacement for the previous filthy rotten one she shoved down Tubsy’s face the other time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e262k42UWO0