You can count me as your number one then, because that is totally fucking disgusting. What kind of sick fuck are you? You should not be let around any children, ever.
>”I enjoy long walks on the beach, and..”
OH GOD PASQUALO SHE’S SUCH A WALkING CLICHE, EVEN ALLY IS BETTER FOR YOU. AND WHEN I SAY THAT, i EMAN THAT ALLY IS LESS GOOD THAN KATIE. She’s GOAT. But dyke BFF zombies are better than anyone.
“I’m so fucked up”-Shinji Ikari, me quoting Shinji Ikari to a friend while extremely drunk while talking to tht friend aboit once wanting to fuck my aunt. Forgive me have an alcohol problrm
I’m going to go ahead and bring up my theory from ages ago.
Everything Aurora is, does, was, and has done is specifically meant to fulfill Pasqualo’s desires, whether he’s aware of it or not. The apocalypse happened because Pasqualo couldn’t handle real life, he’s a horribly depressed teenage boy that describes humanity as “monstrous.” Satan was insisting this was all Pasqualo’s fault, that accusation makes more sense if it really was Pasqualo’s subconcious that fucked the world.
And Pasqualo’s doing really, really well in this new world. It’s almost like it was handcrafted for his benefit by the monkey paw.
Funny how the cute underage girl is even more underaged than previously thought…
At least having a crush on a 2 months old fictional character doesn’t make me a pedo, right?
So wait… Back before the big calamity, did any of the teachers ever see Aurora? Like, you see her in Gym, but did Couch ever notice her? Did any teachers ever go “Hey, you aren’t in my class…”?
Or did she basically skip each class with her walks and then show up for PE?
Borealis. HAHA jk. Or maybe not, I dunno. I’m not sure if she has a last name; I never gave it much thought! I always thought she was like Madonna and only had one name: AURORA
Aurora only really went to PE because it was outside and fun. I have a feeling she already understands math and science and history and all that. When Pasqualo told her to stick around after his fight with Ally, she just kinda wandered the halls and stood outside the building looking at birds.
I don’t think Aurora would understand math and science that well. After all she isn’t bound by either of them! It would be silly to try teaching her the workings of the universe as Man understands them, because to her some things are just going to seem confusing and hilariously incorrect.
I’m sure if you go to Aurora with a compelling reason why the world works a certain way (like what if you split up matter until it couldn’t be split anymore? Fukkin ATOMS, man.), then she would smile and say “wow you’re so smart!” and suddenly that’s how the world actually works now. But how would you ever know if the world worked that way BEFORE you brought the idea to Aurora? Ooooooooo. 3spooky5u.
We’ve all been there, Pasqy. I don’t know of any men who haven’t popped a boner or two over a baby.
You can count me as your number one then, because that is totally fucking disgusting. What kind of sick fuck are you? You should not be let around any children, ever.
Defense shields activated!
What date is it in this kooky comic book universe? Reply with winky face if that counts as spoilers.
It’s still 2013 in IT HURTS Land.
Your Honor, I retract my previous question for this one: how much time did you spend playing fashion designer on Pasqys’ upcoming outfit?
I do not know sir…
At least he seems less pissed at her for now. Aurora turned into Rayman in the first panel!
Well congrats on blowing up all the neat fun stuff, bitch
Wow, Pasqualo’s a more hardcore pedophile than Marky Mark ever was. That’s crazy.
It’s fiction I’ll tap.
Every update until we like it.
Besides that, nice subtle way of stating how much time has passed in the comic.
But… Why?
why is aurora 2 months old?
why are they floating in space and not suffocating?
what is love? what is life?
>”I enjoy long walks on the beach, and..”
OH GOD PASQUALO SHE’S SUCH A WALkING CLICHE, EVEN ALLY IS BETTER FOR YOU. AND WHEN I SAY THAT, i EMAN THAT ALLY IS LESS GOOD THAN KATIE. She’s GOAT. But dyke BFF zombies are better than anyone.
“I’m so fucked up”-Shinji Ikari, me quoting Shinji Ikari to a friend while extremely drunk while talking to tht friend aboit once wanting to fuck my aunt. Forgive me have an alcohol problrm
Your comic is really good,please keep it up.
CALLING IT NOW, AURORA IS POOPSQUADALAH DREAM GIRL CAUSE HE’S A REALITY BENDER OR SUM SHIT
AND NOW HE’S GOING W/ KATIE CAUSE HE REALIZED THAT 3D>2D
wait, it doesn’t make any sense, i’ve gotta consult my charts again
wait this is the opposite of how it goes in my japanese animes
Oh baby
So when Aurora destroyed all everything that wasn’t due to her singing. It was just PMS. AND SHE’S DUE AGAIN.
I’m going to go ahead and bring up my theory from ages ago.
Everything Aurora is, does, was, and has done is specifically meant to fulfill Pasqualo’s desires, whether he’s aware of it or not. The apocalypse happened because Pasqualo couldn’t handle real life, he’s a horribly depressed teenage boy that describes humanity as “monstrous.” Satan was insisting this was all Pasqualo’s fault, that accusation makes more sense if it really was Pasqualo’s subconcious that fucked the world.
And Pasqualo’s doing really, really well in this new world. It’s almost like it was handcrafted for his benefit by the monkey paw.
nice facial expressions in this one
Funny how the cute underage girl is even more underaged than previously thought…
At least having a crush on a 2 months old fictional character doesn’t make me a pedo, right?
::shrug::
You might as well name this comic “God Hates Pascualo” at this point
Why does god hate pasqualo?
So wait… Back before the big calamity, did any of the teachers ever see Aurora? Like, you see her in Gym, but did Couch ever notice her? Did any teachers ever go “Hey, you aren’t in my class…”?
Or did she basically skip each class with her walks and then show up for PE?
That should be Coach :S
I think coach was aware of her. So was Mr. Wilton the music teacher.
What do you mean Aurora isn’t on the school roster? Just look right THERE.
Ding.
See? I told you she was in the class.
True enough but then again, what would her last name show up as :O ?!
Borealis. HAHA jk. Or maybe not, I dunno. I’m not sure if she has a last name; I never gave it much thought! I always thought she was like Madonna and only had one name: AURORA
Aurora only really went to PE because it was outside and fun. I have a feeling she already understands math and science and history and all that. When Pasqualo told her to stick around after his fight with Ally, she just kinda wandered the halls and stood outside the building looking at birds.
I don’t think Aurora would understand math and science that well. After all she isn’t bound by either of them! It would be silly to try teaching her the workings of the universe as Man understands them, because to her some things are just going to seem confusing and hilariously incorrect.
I’m sure if you go to Aurora with a compelling reason why the world works a certain way (like what if you split up matter until it couldn’t be split anymore? Fukkin ATOMS, man.), then she would smile and say “wow you’re so smart!” and suddenly that’s how the world actually works now. But how would you ever know if the world worked that way BEFORE you brought the idea to Aurora? Ooooooooo. 3spooky5u.
Tubsy.
Stahp