yeah it sure is one big ol mystery but you know whats even more mysterious??? yeah who fuckd my wife thats one hell of a mystery that white cis fuck what did hitler even do to him? fucking nothing like bitch whar are you complaingig about you wife fucker yeah go cry go drink more starbucks ya freak ill fuck the shit right outta ya ill fuck ya in your pretty little mouth hole. fuck, you wife fucker son of a fucker
I’d like everyone to imagine waking up at 5AM to get ready for work and the very first thing you do is check your email and see that *this* comment has to be approved. Well done, Horsefucker.
yes this is muc h more believable i appreciate realism in my webcomic about ridiculous potty-mouthed cybernetic/undead/deity teenagers thank you
also, i like the little colour adjusting thing you’ve tried with the panel where all the zombs are skewered
i wonder what the prerequisites for becoming a zombie are? i doubt he could get up and start walking if one of the zombies bit him since he has no brain
do you have to be alive and directly become a zombie that way or can corpses become zombies too in the world of it hurts
Silly Allison! The Ordo Malleus states that pleading with demons qualifies as “cavorting”, and is punishable by summary execution. Same with, uh, being a zombie head and all.
He can’t wink, can he?
I think not, Allen. But give him an “A” for effort! The poor guy wasn’t blessed with dubs… But I’ll take tew too geaux.
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yeah it sure is one big ol mystery but you know whats even more mysterious??? yeah who fuckd my wife thats one hell of a mystery that white cis fuck what did hitler even do to him? fucking nothing like bitch whar are you complaingig about you wife fucker yeah go cry go drink more starbucks ya freak ill fuck the shit right outta ya ill fuck ya in your pretty little mouth hole. fuck, you wife fucker son of a fucker
I’d like everyone to imagine waking up at 5AM to get ready for work and the very first thing you do is check your email and see that *this* comment has to be approved. Well done, Horsefucker.
thanks haha i am one tough horsie ; )
I can’t imagine this keeping Elvis down
yes this is muc h more believable i appreciate realism in my webcomic about ridiculous potty-mouthed cybernetic/undead/deity teenagers thank you
also, i like the little colour adjusting thing you’ve tried with the panel where all the zombs are skewered
so the question is who’s going to actually save the day, Katie or Poop?
Tubsy
don’t start unbelievin’
never don’t not feel that feeeling
i wonder what the prerequisites for becoming a zombie are? i doubt he could get up and start walking if one of the zombies bit him since he has no brain
do you have to be alive and directly become a zombie that way or can corpses become zombies too in the world of it hurts
They are zombies, they are already dead.
Your eye alright, Hellbeast? You should have that looked at.
I want a Hellbeast Chupa Chups now. WINK!!!!!!!
Hellbeast in the last panel reminds me of John K.’s art, with that crinkly wink and the crooked mouth.
Riddle me this, Genericsuperheroman! What’s loud, slings fireballs, kills minorities, cops and folks in the desert?
Super Mario on peyote?
Hellbeast confirmed for best character of the year, every year.
Silly Allison! The Ordo Malleus states that pleading with demons qualifies as “cavorting”, and is punishable by summary execution. Same with, uh, being a zombie head and all.
pretty sure all of this started being heretical as fuck a long ass time before this
probably when pasqualo started relations with at least 2 girls who are xenos and/or daemons
How does a cyclops wink?
Horrifyingly.