I am reminded of that Looney Tunes cartoon where Daffy and Bugs are constantly one-upping each other during a magic show, so Daffy swallows a bunch of combustible compounds and a lit match while wearing a Satan costume. Still makes me laugh to this day.
if you kill the zombie dog off, I’ll fucking kill you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOtZwKaH7H8
Smoke some weed, fucker. Another threat from you and I’ll fuck you in the ass with a razor dildo.
My mum says you’re a faggot and faggots go to hell
“Take care of yourself, and each other.” – Jerry Springer
Springer is definitely going to hell
oh if only you fucking knew.
Lassie, Poop your heart out.
HAHAHA!! Nice one sir.
What is it, boy? Did someone draw a picture of Muhammad?
OHOHOH, YOU GLORIOUS MOTHERFUCKER!
I was wondering when the Deus Ex Machina would show up
How is that a Deus ex Machina? Clearly this is canis ex machina.
don’t you mean deus ex canis? god in the dog?
JC, A BOMB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrMinXgBGdU
I am reminded of that Looney Tunes cartoon where Daffy and Bugs are constantly one-upping each other during a magic show, so Daffy swallows a bunch of combustible compounds and a lit match while wearing a Satan costume. Still makes me laugh to this day.
Aw Jeez, Gob, not the dog…
Our hero poop is about to an hero? Bless you, you goddamn zombie dog bastard.
Tellin’ you all the zombie troof
Here I’m is, da zomby woof
I didn’t know dogs had an innate understanding of explosives and suicide bombing tactics.
They don’t. He’s a wolf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORQljqiVatc
Aw Poop no…
POOP NO
POOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING
POOP STOP
POOP
NO
P O O P S T O P P L E A S E
Eurgh, imagine the smell of wet dog combined with the smell of gasoline and charred flesh
That’s going to be one gross explosion
I bet Poop’s gonna go to run in and get stopped by Katie and Jennifer or something.
No way he’s gonna die, right?
h a h a h a h a h a
DON’T BE A HERO, POOP!
I SECOND THE MOTION, DON’T!
72 Virgins, here we go!
What kind of dog is Poop supposed to be? Besides a very good one, that is.
He’s a wolf puppy.
>Comic is literally named IT HURTS!
>thinking he isn’t going to kill off the dog
Oh you poor doomed children
plz no D:
Ally akbar!
Godspeed, Poop. Your sacrifice will remembered for eternity.
Hurr durr, I can’t write a sentence without omitting words.
Why was there a crate of TNT and gasoline at a school?
The TNT was part of Katie’s secret weapon stash. The gas was probably part of it too. Or maybe it was just chillin there in the metal shop classroom.
*sniff* there goes the true hero….