329: Alright Already by Gobolatula on September 2, 2015 at 9:00 pm Chapter: Chapter 5: Everyone Dies └ Tags: jennifer, pasqualo
Dear Mom Bad,
How do you type with those winter gloves on?
Carefully yours, Grizzle
Well they ARE cute.
First.
Oh my GOD, what is the HOLDUP?!
A few more minutes and Aurora’ll be menopausal! Are you killing me or not, you…
PUUUSSYYY?!
That was a hell of a DBZ-style monologue. It took longer to read that than it takes to perform a disasterous deuce.
God damnit! Why does Pasqualo’s mom have to be such a vicious cunt?
Jennifer is such a cutie.
She can only make kitty biscuits with those mittens.
If I were a super villain,I’d be very much like Jennifer, sadly.
“Pasquallo, my despicable fart of a son. What I am about to do, I do not do lightly”
*Honks own boob*
The scale ane feathers are a blatant reference to the recent Monmusu anime, aren’t they you deviant fuck.
You don’t spank it to MonMusu? Lol what a normie shithead.
I’m pretty sure the smug furry is Anubis and the scale and feather bit is his way of measuring the sins of mortals.
Yeah it’s Anubis you undereducated victim of our tragically inept school system.
Confirmed. Though to be fair Josef wrote Jenny’s monologue. Any time any character demonstrates the slightest bit of intelligence and it says “written by gob & Josef” at the bottom, you can almost guarantee Josef wrote the smart part.
Guest writer: Tim Buckley
Them’s fightin’ words!
Ohmygosh where’s the rest???
Monologue? Didn’t the principal said that she was part of the debate club?
Yep! She was in both the debate club and the monologue club. Both great clubs in my opinion.