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330: Attack

by Gobolatula on September 6, 2015 at 9:00 pm
Chapter: Chapter 5: Everyone Dies
└ Tags: allison, aurora, bernice, clancy, eliza, emily, hank, jennifer, katie, maddie, marlon, michiko, mr. jones, pablo, pasqualo, patrice, penguin graham crackers, powercord, ssstacy, stephanie, todd, zack
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  1. Allen
    September 6, 2015, 9:01 pm | # | Reply

    It’s so magical.

  2. Anon, A Moose
    September 6, 2015, 9:08 pm | # | Reply

    I have no frame of reference by which to react to this.

  3. Allen
    September 6, 2015, 9:10 pm | # | Reply

    I love how the baby looks on, being totally chill.

  4. empirornomnom
    September 6, 2015, 9:10 pm | # | Reply

    Rap… perhaps Aurora did not caused the destruction of humanity. Maybe, it was Pasqualo and his rap all along.

  5. Laitharex
    September 6, 2015, 9:11 pm | # | Reply

    I’m done. GG.

  6. Allen
    September 6, 2015, 9:18 pm | # | Reply

    Well hope you enjoy your trip, Gob. Take lots of pictures!

  7. Nestor
    September 6, 2015, 11:10 pm | # | Reply

    Wait what

    what what

    what

    • Helmic
      September 7, 2015, 3:43 am | # | Reply

      Katie told Aurora about all of her conspiracy theories so she fixed them with her magical kawaii uguu powers, which I’m guessing is supposed to make the whole mass murder thing not count as much.

      Also this means Pasqualo may defeat his mother in single combat to inherit the Penguin Graham Cracker fortune and raise his evil-so-long-its-not-actually army

      • someone
        September 7, 2015, 9:34 am | # | Reply

        but if she knew about the crackers then why would she eat them?

        • Helmic
          September 11, 2015, 5:22 pm | # | Reply

          Shit, you’re right. But Katie knew about the Turtleneck Appreciation Club and listened to Jennifer’s ranting all the time. Surely she knew about the penguin graham crackers, but she couldn’t have planned on using Aurora to counter that conspiracy because she was fairly terrified of her to begin with. But she was so confident about eating them before. This makes no sense unless she really decided to ignore Jennifer this entire time.

          Maybe she didn’t include Aurora in the plan? Maybe she had some sort of fix herself and just decided to share it behind the scenes. But it’s hard to believe that Aurroa isn’t involved in people burping rainbows.

  8. ironheadrat
    September 6, 2015, 11:17 pm | # | Reply

    Some kind of soul belch?

  9. Outraged_H4x0rU5
    September 7, 2015, 1:06 am | # | Reply

    NANOMACHINES, SON.

  10. SpaghettiWizard
    September 7, 2015, 3:09 am | # | Reply

    Honestly, this got me more than comic 100
    Gob, you just don’t stop, do you?

  11. Grizzle
    September 7, 2015, 5:55 am | # | Reply

    There’s more parts to the bajina than the pee hole and the poop hole?

    • ThatOneGuy
      September 7, 2015, 6:33 am | # | Reply

      Well, there’s the taint, the flex pump, the angry turtle, the sad turtle, the turtle-flavored turtle, the manifest desires of all dead children, the shoulder thing that goes up, the pontoons (both ready and unready), the inherited fungus, the inner quart of soy milk, the soy milk sac, the soy milk tubes, the stomach, the endo-stomach, the re-purposed magazine, the jump, the cerebral cortex, the spinal fluid and grains, the weapon, the apple harvesters, the firebug, the granite jaws, the eithg sdringn, the mlfhjsj;da soitffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

  12. Bynine
    September 7, 2015, 5:57 am | # | Reply

    millions of question marks THAT WON’T BE ANSWERED

  13. rhino
    September 7, 2015, 6:48 am | # | Reply

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ynx26LJ1YC4
    cum sucker her, tod :DDDDDDD benig in mouff :DDDD http://38.media.tumblr.com/7327b7d2b0dd4e536a7929b2ee99b37c/tumblr_inline_ndvhu53MDT1t3s15r.jpg

  14. Ratface
    September 7, 2015, 11:12 am | # | Reply

    Taste the rainbow, now in 5 flavors of BLARGHLEARGHGARGHLE. That’s gotta be one stinky world.

  15. Null
    September 7, 2015, 1:14 pm | # | Reply

    Imminent TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOOOWN

  16. Amuro
    September 7, 2015, 6:40 pm | # | Reply

    My body reacts the same way to Mountain Dew Baja Blast.

  17. North
    September 8, 2015, 7:15 am | # | Reply

    Of all the things I could have expected here, belching rainbows is certainly not one of them.

  18. Thatperson man
    September 9, 2015, 2:54 am | # | Reply

    Is that picture of earth an evangelion reference or am I just looking into too deep into things?

  19. Snakevin
    September 10, 2015, 5:25 am | # | Reply

    Hey Gob, just wondering, when’s the next gobcast?

    • Gobolatula
      September 10, 2015, 6:21 am | # | Reply

      You know I am not sure. We were thinking of recording one this month but odds are it’ll more likely be in October.

      • Snakevin
        September 10, 2015, 7:38 am | # | Reply

        Awesome! Can’t wait!

        • Allen
          September 10, 2015, 8:11 pm | # | Reply

          My Penguin crackers grow cold waiting.

  20. eugd
    September 10, 2015, 5:14 pm | # | Reply

    so we get an epic rap battle and then Pasqualo returns to the school to find all the normal humans (including Katie! but excepting the baby) dead.

  21. SpaghettiWizard
    September 16, 2015, 5:38 am | # | Reply

    Geez, Jen
    Copying Slade much?

  22. Allen
    September 23, 2015, 10:58 am | # | Reply

    Got my copy of book 2. Freakin’ awesome. Thanks, home-slice!

    • Gobolatula
      September 23, 2015, 11:56 am | # | Reply

      Nice!! I’m glad you like it sir! 😀

  23. Grizzle
    September 24, 2015, 11:26 pm | # | Reply

    I hope you’re having a rad vacation with the lady, Gobby. You deserve it.

    • Gobolatula
      September 24, 2015, 11:35 pm | # | Reply

      Thank you! We’re having fun!

  24. Carshy
    September 25, 2015, 3:53 am | # | Reply

    Have fun with the honeymoon, it’s good to hear it’s going great 😀

  25. Gon
    September 29, 2015, 1:27 pm | # | Reply

    Reminds me of Umineko.

  26. DiamondDonator
    October 11, 2015, 4:50 am | # | Reply

    HE’S GON DROP A MIXTAPE SO FIYAH IT’LL DESTROY THE WORLD A SECOND TIME

  27. Chicago Ted XI
    June 12, 2016, 10:17 pm | # | Reply

    Look at those Apocalypse Cards.
    Gob I never noticed but theres a 1, a 13, and a 12. I love the little details.

    • Gobolatula
      June 12, 2016, 10:18 pm | # | Reply

      😉

  28. a dork
    May 20, 2019, 3:33 am | # | Reply

    Everyone has got the gay XD

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