The honeymoon was a lot of fun. It was my first time outside the U.S. and holy toledo my mind was blown at how awesome everything was. Europe is just so pretty and there’s so much amazing stuff there.
Keep in mind she probably hasn’t spied his junk in decades so she might be going on outdated information. All them crotch checks from earlier probably aren’t just to show ‘It still exists!’
Ashley Cope of Unsounded just posts a bunch of pages in one go when there’s a big scene or climax and then takes as many days off regular update to compensate, so it’s normally MWF but if she thinks 3 pages need to be posted in one chunk she’ll take the next two updates off.
I thought it was The Wolfman before, now it looks like the Creature from the Black Lagoon. Maybe she has variable tats of all the Universal Monsters, like a rotating desktop?
On the one hand, he’d think it was stupid and refuse to participate. On the other, Dadsqualo has the best abusive dialogue ever and would slam and jam the shit out of everyone else in the cast.
HAHAHA, oh you naive woman, thinking that Papa would ever want Pasqi to be able to kill himself…he wants him to be alive long after everyone he knows and loves is dead of course he took out the self destruct device…oh shit, that actually bummed me out pretty hard.
The Hellbeast was apparently capable of killing him – though some sort of afterlife is confirmed to exist here so Pasqualo, if he actually died, should have experienced Heaven or Hell. Dunno why he wouldn’t mention that some time after coming back. Iunno how far Pasqualo’s immortality actually goes and if suicide might be theoretically possible once he gets to the lame “I’m floating in the void after the heat death of the universe” phase.
Oh damn, she’s an OG.
Do you even lift bro? What do you squat, like 2school? Lmao
I really like her hair in the last panel.
Thank you!
Seconded, Momsqualo’s got it going on.
I see that momsqualo has a fondness for nazi style pants. Like All cyborg females, she is clearly crazy. Best stay away from this one, lads.
Welcome back.
Thank you! It’s good to be back! 🙂
What do you do with all this gold gob?
OOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAH, TIME TO GET SCHWIFTYYYYYYY
hahahaha fuck yes
Shit’s gonna get good.
I dig those hella sweet duds, shit’s bangin’, yo.
OH
SHIT
>All those check marks near his groin
WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?
There’s a dick joke in there somewhere and I’m mad that I can’t find it.
His brain and heart have one X mark each. They may not be very functional. His dick tho? VERY FUNCTIONAL
Actually, I think she was scanning his ass rocket. Look at the red outline.
Welcome back Gob! How was the honeymoon?
I love this update, by the way. You’re art has gotten consistently better, too.
Thank you very much! 😀
The honeymoon was a lot of fun. It was my first time outside the U.S. and holy toledo my mind was blown at how awesome everything was. Europe is just so pretty and there’s so much amazing stuff there.
Europe is a beautiful place, isn’t it? Now I wish I was back in London instead of Los Angeles. T.T
LA is a strange place.
oh gob. it’s like you never left
Is her tattoo the yellow virus guy from Dr. Mario?
Nah it’s King Nikochan (a weird alien dude) from Dr. Slump.
This would be an ace time for Kangol Kat (I just MADE THAT UP!) to hit the twin decks.
Good ol joseph! Rocking it.
The mash up effect of panels 4 and 5 is great.
^
I’ll never get tired of this shit
fucking savage
UNATCO?
Jen, please. People said the exact same thing about Goku vs Superman… and it didn’t help him ONE BIT.
Yeah, I’ll bet Jenny’s seen a lot of powerful boners firsthand alright.
It’s funny on two levels because I’m calling her a slut but it’s also a joke about someone’s mom.
pasqualo is a feminist and does not believe women are bad people for enjoying sex
she is saying he has a tiny penis and as his mother she is in a unique position to know
Keep in mind she probably hasn’t spied his junk in decades so she might be going on outdated information. All them crotch checks from earlier probably aren’t just to show ‘It still exists!’
These wraps make me hungry.
Ashley Cope of Unsounded just posts a bunch of pages in one go when there’s a big scene or climax and then takes as many days off regular update to compensate, so it’s normally MWF but if she thinks 3 pages need to be posted in one chunk she’ll take the next two updates off.
ARE YOU MORE AWESOME THAN ASHLEY?
NO.
(But you’re ok.)
ＦＲＥＳＨ
Why doesn’t this have a tag for shitwaffle
I honestly didn’t know how you were going to do the rap part of the battle, didn’t know if you could pull it off.
Holy shit gob, this is superb.
You missed an apostrophe in Panel 4. It says,
“So please dont…” instead of “So please don’t…”
C-
Thank you!
SUPAH HOT FIYAH
http://i.imgur.com/nXPruDN.gif
panel 2: “So you are think you are hot shit”
Thank you!
Jen wins this round. That late term abortion bit caught me off guard.
The Venture bros made this joke, too
this shit is awesome
these lyrics are actual literal fire. like, my computer is burning
She got him all figured out. Oh shit…
But where did the new sleeve come from.
It appears Dad is a more advanced scientist than I had initially reckoned.
Snowsplosion! And a Home Improvement reference… she really is a mom.
the verbal judo is only matched by the actual judo
Damn son.
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY! Nice ride on his rhymes, though.
NANOMACHINES, SON
They harden in response to trauma.
So do I
You get hard when traumatized?
It’s literally meme fighting
I love it
Oh Pasqualo, so easily duped.
GAS THE JENS
ROBOT WAR NOW
Gomu Gomu nuuuuu…GATLING GUN!!!
please stop shitposting
That’s what you get for such a toxic display of masculinity tbh smh
Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
oh god, right in the huge cartoon eyes
Is that a Jojo reference?
Yessir
That is one big snow hill.
Man, kids these days will never understand being thrown into the blood lake to sink or swim. Good parenting has gone the way of the buffalo.
Jen reminds me of my mother. At first she seems nice but then for no reason she stabs you in the back.
Just make out already!
At first I was reading them as rap battle lyrics, but now they’re falling into a Dr. Seuss kind of pattern. Which is still ok!
“THEN I SMASHED HER HEAD, IN LIKE THIS!”
Boom…Headshot.
His head is too hard. That will never work.
The cartoonish expression in panel 5 is nice
also Jen’s continuously smug face
Go go Gadget ice skates!
Go go Gadget howitzer!
Wet hair Pasqualo is cute.. CUTE!!
Ahhhhhhhhh she’s gonna T-1000 style ice him.
“Your foster parents are dicks.”
I like how both characters are having fun with this fight.
Nice Trigun arm Jen.
Pantsed by his own mom.
Maybe one of those spare eyes could b used for Allison?
How is trigonometry any fun?
Most likely he was going to say “Trigon”
I was thinking Tri-Gun
Why do people post serious replies my stupid shitpost comments?
Ice Cold Jenny Penguin
Fucking bitch. I sure hope someone Fucking blows her goddamn face off for good measure.
I find myself entirely able to bang momsqualo again.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ass
Dear god this arc is so amazing.
You know, for a horrible moment I thought that microphone was going somewhere infinitely worse than the snow
This bitch needs to die
I KNEW IT!
YES
THIS PLEASES
Even her shout has a bunny at the end for copying Pasqualo.
You say that like mongooses don’t make the best romantic partners. They really know how to rough up a snake, you know.
Hee hee hee. Dis gun be good.
Dade saves the day?
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES
Oh boy, this entire fight has been a wild ride from start to finish. And now there’s more!
Does she have a Shrek tattoo on her arm?
I thought it was The Wolfman before, now it looks like the Creature from the Black Lagoon. Maybe she has variable tats of all the Universal Monsters, like a rotating desktop?
It’s fucking Shrek. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
Thats King Nikochan from Dr. Slump, you falied weeb attemp.
Yup!
Finally, the two worst parents together again.
>tfw Dad won’t have a rap battle episode himself
Feels bad man.
On the one hand, he’d think it was stupid and refuse to participate. On the other, Dadsqualo has the best abusive dialogue ever and would slam and jam the shit out of everyone else in the cast.
OH SHIT
btw, nice ODB reference
Goddamn it
Dear sweet Jesus in heaven that was amazing.
Somewhere, Aurora is staring down at his ass.
HAHAHA, oh you naive woman, thinking that Papa would ever want Pasqi to be able to kill himself…he wants him to be alive long after everyone he knows and loves is dead of course he took out the self destruct device…oh shit, that actually bummed me out pretty hard.
The Hellbeast was apparently capable of killing him – though some sort of afterlife is confirmed to exist here so Pasqualo, if he actually died, should have experienced Heaven or Hell. Dunno why he wouldn’t mention that some time after coming back. Iunno how far Pasqualo’s immortality actually goes and if suicide might be theoretically possible once he gets to the lame “I’m floating in the void after the heat death of the universe” phase.
Pasqualo has a hollow buns! The ersatz butt fingering and anal Holo-Dad projection make me hope you don’t run out of ass jokes anytime soon!
YES
Last panel is priceless.
Sweet rail slide, by the way.