335: Moving in the Dark by Gobolatula on November 8, 2015 at 9:00 pm Chapter: Chapter 5: Everyone Dies └ Tags: jennifer, satan
I’ve never met a pigeon that wasn’t asking for it, to be honest. Why can’t they just get a job like the rest of us?
Wait what – this is unexpected. Pasqualo’s mom is gonna team up with satan? Oh shit.
Sure, we’ve all heard the old flying diarrhea elephant metaphor. I love Satan’s expression of glee, pride and a few other emotions in panel 9.
God Damn it.
Satan is a real nigga.
She has to punch trees to get stronger first.
And be berated by Mr. Trianglini
Yay!
Porn of Jennifer getting fingered by Satan tentacle arms when?
Oh shit
Is Jen going to go beat the dicks out of two big guys and get her RIGHT EYE torn the fuck out?
Ah, Gob
All these GD references
Makes me wanna see that ‘time skip’ arc of GD you have hidden away
God.
[url=http://gobolatula.com/gd/]DAMMIT.[/url]
A theory ([url=http://rot13.com/]decode here[/url]): VG UHEGF CNFDHNYB VF PBZCYRGRYL ARJ. TBQ QNZZVG CNFDHNYB JNFA’G EROBBGRQ VAGB VG UHEGF CNFDHNYB. TBQ’F CYNA JNF GB ARHGENYVMR GUR GUERNG TBQ QNZZVG CNFDHNYB CBFRQ OL TVIVAT UVZ N ORGGRE YVSR. UR JNF EROBBGRQ VAGB WRAAVSRE. GUR CYNA UNF SNVYRQ.
That’s actually what I thought too. However, we are assuming that Gob considers God Damnit and It Hurts to be the same universe.
Another theory: WRAAL’F FBA ERFRZOYRF URE CERIVBHF VAPNEANGVBA ORPNHFR UR’F N EBOBG OHVYG OL QNQ GB OR N PEHRY CNEBQL BS URE JVGU N FUVGGL YVSR. VA QBVAT FB URE HAVAGRAGVBANYYL ERIREFR RATVARRERQ CNFDHNYB. CNFDHNYB ZVAHF FUVGGL YVSR RDHNYF WRAAL. WRAAL CYHF FUVGGL YVSR RDHNYF CNFDHNYB.
Satan/Jen OTP
Aww shit, we “God Dammit!” now.
Addendum: ABG N EBOBG, N PLOBET, OHG FGVYY NYGRERQ GB ERFRZOYR N ZNYR WRAAL NAQ TVIRA N FUVGGL YVSR, ERFHYGVAT VA NABGURE CNFDHNYB.
Wait what, Kill God? Gob dammit, are you writing yourself into that same corner again?
WE GOD DAMMIT NOW
HOLY FUCK, BEST CHARACTER/SECOND BEST CHARACTER CANON OTP RIGHT NOW!
‘Sloth and frankly subpar rapping ability gets you the world on a silver fucking platter.’ I dunno, Vanilla Ice and Eminem aren’t doing THAT good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79i2YKaDjJ4
God Dammit
god dammit
I thought Pasquale was supposed to kill god…
What, no guitar tabs?
sorry 🙁
So don’t be surprised when I make Panel 9 into a porn parody.
>implying God isn’t God Dammit Pasqualo
>implying the reason Satan is laughing so much is because this has happened before