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417: Ally’s Band

by Gobolatula on June 26, 2016 at 9:00 pm
Chapter: Chapter 5: Everyone Dies
└ Tags: allison, aurora, bartleby, bernice, bill, dj smegma, eliza, elvis, helen, juan, katie, lodge, maddie, magma spider, mr. jones, pablo, pasqualo, peeplops, skeezy e, skullcap frank, trisssh, zack
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Discussion (41) ¬

  1. Allen
    June 26, 2016, 9:01 pm | # | Reply

    Not again!

  2. Allen
    June 26, 2016, 9:05 pm | # | Reply

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-mvs3q67Io

    • a cool guy
      June 28, 2016, 5:07 pm | # | Reply

      that link’s broke, bro

      • Allen
        June 29, 2016, 6:39 am | # | Reply

        Holy fuck, that went down fast…thanks for the update!

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhBpMqHCj6U

  3. megasevo
    June 26, 2016, 9:15 pm | # | Reply

    welp

  4. Deff Janiels
    June 26, 2016, 9:17 pm | # | Reply

    This does NOT bode well. FUCK

  5. butts
    June 26, 2016, 9:20 pm | # | Reply

    i too enjoy drone doom metal

  6. JJ
    June 26, 2016, 9:33 pm | # | Reply

    Is this the end of the Middle School of Conviction arc?

    • Laitharex
      June 27, 2016, 12:15 am | # | Reply

      I think it’s the end for quite a few characters here…

    • cole1114
      June 29, 2016, 8:58 pm | # | Reply

      So next up is Falcon of the High School arc? Then they get on a boat for nine years.

  7. Amuro
    June 26, 2016, 10:01 pm | # | Reply

    In some circles, bleeding from every orifice means tue show was great.

  8. TwoPair
    June 26, 2016, 10:10 pm | # | Reply

    “Maybe you guys aren’t ready for that yet.

    …but your kids are gonna love it.”

    • Gobolatula
      June 26, 2016, 10:18 pm | # | Reply

      HAHAHAHAHA!!!

  9. Helmic
    June 26, 2016, 10:26 pm | # | Reply

    Gob were you molested by a talent show or something

    • Gobolatula
      June 27, 2016, 6:50 am | # | Reply

      I took piano lessons when I was a wee lad and had to perform in the school talent show every year. I was a nervous wreck each time I got up on stage despite the fact that I knew I was gonna get some polite applause. I was a decent pianokid.

      In 5th grade me and a few friends formed a shitty band and did the talent show that year. I played bass. We SUCKED SOOOO MUCH but all those little kids just ate up the fact that there were other little kids playing fucking metal in front of them. We got WILD APPLAUSE and I knew at that moment that I wanted to be a blah blah blah blah blah

      • sav
        June 28, 2016, 4:37 am | # | Reply

        you knew you wanted to write a webcomic where a talent show destroyed civilization?

        • Gobolatula
          June 28, 2016, 8:33 am | # | Reply

          haha I felt like school talent shows were pretty stressful for me and I always had this sense of nervous anticipation during the weeks and sometimes even months leading up to them. I was like that with lots of things. I was the type of kid who, when summer started, would sadly think about the fact that school was going to start again in September. I couldn’t stop myself.

          The school talent show being the setting for the end of the world felt like the best way I could put a bit of myself into this stupid comic. Talent shows happened at the ass-end of the school year, when the BIG CHANGE was about to happen: I take my last tests, get my report card, and I’d go from this restricted miserable prison-like hell to having a little bit of freedom where I can run around with my friends and jump in pools and fuck around in the forest and get in a little bit of trouble. haha in case you can’t tell, I really did not like school.

          The post-apocalypse era of this comic to me is like Pasqualo and Allison’s never-ending summer.

          • Helmic
            June 28, 2016, 5:05 pm | # | Reply

            post-apoc ed edd and eddy got it

            • Allen
              June 28, 2016, 8:13 pm | # | Reply

              Cept more snake waifu’s and mangled bodies.

  10. Butternut
    June 27, 2016, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    They should have just necromantically revived Robbie.

  11. SpaghettiWizard
    June 27, 2016, 5:35 am | # | Reply

    CALLED IT

  12. SpaghettiWizard
    June 27, 2016, 5:36 am | # | Reply

    Also: AW FUCKING HELL NOOOO!

  13. FLCL_rox
    June 27, 2016, 6:19 am | # | Reply

    Aerosmith was right. Music IS the weapon. Also NOT AGAAAIN.

  14. Qwerty
    June 27, 2016, 4:57 pm | # | Reply

    Oh, Gob, you and your silly comical hyperboles!

  15. ned
    June 27, 2016, 7:21 pm | # | Reply

    Why isn’t Zack bleeding from every orifice in his body? He’s on the stage, yet he seems happy and not hurt…

    • Gobolatula
      June 27, 2016, 7:27 pm | # | Reply

      He’s down with that grimey, rank Dear Abigail sound.

      • oneofus
        July 1, 2016, 9:43 pm | # | Reply

        I figured he just couldn’t hear anything but the wailing of the remorseful dead.

  16. DrJoshii
    June 27, 2016, 10:59 pm | # | Reply

    Will something bad happen at every music concerts?

  17. Chicago Ted XI
    June 28, 2016, 10:49 am | # | Reply

    The face Elvis has while they play their music reminds me so much of Pasqualo’s Dad dying during the talent show. The utter disappointment… cripes, Gob.

    • Chicago Ted XI
      June 28, 2016, 10:58 am | # | Reply

      http://imgur.com/a/EQxU0
      Look, I put em side by side… it’s eerie…

      • Gobolatula
        June 28, 2016, 1:04 pm | # | Reply

        😉

  18. sav
    June 28, 2016, 3:35 pm | # | Reply

    oh hey, Gob!

    You forgot to post this strip’s soundtrack.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6397BdJHNRA

    • Gobolatula
      June 28, 2016, 4:01 pm | # | Reply

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • FLCL_rox
      June 29, 2016, 5:12 am | # | Reply

      Was half expecting Freaky Outy from that one Home Movies episode.

  19. Bunghole
    June 28, 2016, 5:51 pm | # | Reply

    Reminds me of the time I played your smash hit Secret Agent for my friends in High School.

    Now that I think about it, that was right around the same time I stopped having any friends.

  20. The Paulosopher
    June 28, 2016, 6:52 pm | # | Reply

    STILL BETTER THAN ST ANGER

  21. thegwall
    June 29, 2016, 1:06 am | # | Reply

    Why is peeplops crying?

    • sav
      June 30, 2016, 3:19 pm | # | Reply

      because he’s terribly sorry

  22. Dias
    June 30, 2016, 7:31 am | # | Reply

    I love the coloring on the second page.

    • Gobolatula
      June 30, 2016, 10:21 am | # | Reply

      Thank you so much!

  23. Me
    May 13, 2017, 3:28 am | # | Reply

    Aww, Aurora’s eyes glow in the dark. I want a bioluminescent girlfriend.

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