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Chapter 4: Back to School - "238: Allison VS The Hellbeast, Part 2"
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238: Allison VS The Hellbeast, Part 2
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238: Allison VS The Hellbeast, Part 2

by Gobolatula on December 16, 2014 at 9:00 pm
Chapter: Chapter 4: Back to School
└ Tags: allison, hellbeast, pasqualo
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  1. Allen
    December 16, 2014, 9:01 pm | # | Reply

    Oh FUCK!

  2. oh shit
    December 16, 2014, 9:03 pm | # | Reply

    oh fuck

  3. Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
    December 16, 2014, 9:04 pm | # | Reply

    Well fuck.

  4. Brandon
    December 16, 2014, 9:05 pm | # | Reply

    Hell beast is one cold mother fucker.

    Though I wonder why he didn’t feel the need to Kill Katie

    • bunghole
      December 17, 2014, 5:19 pm | # | Reply

      Why would you kill the one person who can bestow enough Katie Bucks to buy a BOAT?

  5. Amuro
    December 16, 2014, 9:10 pm | # | Reply

    I really want “Quackaroonie Unca Scrooge!” on my gravestone when I inevitably die of autoerotic asphyxiation gone wrong, like that guy from INXS.

    Lol did you see how I tied my comment in to two updates in a row? Git gud scrubs

    • Gobolatula
      December 16, 2014, 9:11 pm | # | Reply

      Well done.

    • Amuro
      December 16, 2014, 9:13 pm | # | Reply

      Wait, the INXS link was two updates ago. Perhaps it is I who is the scrub.

      • Gobolatula
        December 16, 2014, 9:15 pm | # | Reply

        So was I then. Oops.

        • Amuro
          December 16, 2014, 9:32 pm | # | Reply

          Get your head in the game, you fuck! While I get my head out of my ass.

  6. Solmez
    December 16, 2014, 9:15 pm | # | Reply

    01011001 01001111 01010101 00100111 01010010 01000101 00100000 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01001001 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101
    Tear h

    • Solmez
      December 16, 2014, 9:15 pm | # | Reply

      tear jerker*

    • dan
      December 17, 2014, 5:22 pm | # | Reply

      entered that into a binary translator, it means “You’re something I like”

      FRICK

  7. bunghole
    December 16, 2014, 9:16 pm | # | Reply

    WHAT THE FUCK PASQUE.

    “BALLS.”

    IT’S A SIMPLE PLAN. ONE WORD. NOWHERE IN THAT PLAN DOES IT SAY YOU GET FISTED TO DEATH.

  8. Allen
    December 16, 2014, 9:17 pm | # | Reply

    I guess this is the one thing Pasq’s dad couldn’t really predict or guard against : demonic attacks.

    Seems like his brain is firing off 3 maybe 4 different thoughts all at once in panel 4.

    • bunghole
      December 17, 2014, 5:24 pm | # | Reply

      “Guard against”? Are you kidding? Do you realize how much of a boner he’d be getting right now if he knew that his loser son died by getting his heart ripped out in front of his shitty friend by a fucking hellbeast? He finally made his dad happy, by dying in the most unbelievably pathetic manner imaginable

      (Those are his dad’s thoughts, not mine )

  9. Anon, a Moose
    December 16, 2014, 9:19 pm | # | Reply

    >red circuitry
    I don’t like it, I don’t like it one bit no sir

  10. nifpink
    December 16, 2014, 9:31 pm | # | Reply

    “YOU’RE something I like”

    You motherfucker gobber, I was expecting a joke.

  11. hatz
    December 16, 2014, 9:44 pm | # | Reply

    Did his soul just get eaten leaving only his metal ass behind ?

    To think I read all the way to panel 4 thinking all was well ,all set and ready to read good ol’ Pasq’s clever wisercrack about how that little booboo didn’t hurt,

    But all was not well

    • Allen
      December 16, 2014, 9:59 pm | # | Reply

      I could be mistaken, but I think the arm extracted his heart.

      If that’s the case, who else happens to be holding a spare… 😀

      • Anon, a Moose
        December 16, 2014, 11:08 pm | # | Reply

        He lost his heart to Trisssh when they first met too and he regenerated just fine.
        And he did so without changing skin tone, having his wire things recolor, and losing his pupils.

        One could surmise that Pasquallo is an infinite heart factory the likes of which modern science has never seen.

      • bunghole
        December 17, 2014, 5:26 pm | # | Reply

        God damn it you’re right aren’t you.

  12. TBlackfeet
    December 16, 2014, 9:49 pm | # | Reply

    no

  13. Stitchlips
    December 17, 2014, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    GOD. DAMNIT ALL.

    I mean, there’s always a chance of Auroa medicing up post battle but still FUCK.

  14. ironheadrat
    December 17, 2014, 12:18 am | # | Reply

    Good move, Goku’s dirt-naps always gave the other characters a chance to shine. Hope he stays dead a little while.

  15. MAGICAL FROGAN
    December 17, 2014, 1:24 am | # | Reply

    Binary in 6th panel says: “You’re something I like…”

    Also, possibly Pasqualo in hell next issue and then ali doing something on the topside, Will be various talking and exposition, then Pasqualo either kicks ass and gets out of hell and learns something, or Angel herm brings him back, and he learns nothing about not being an idiot, or blames her for bringing him back, and furthering her whole, “Everyone hates me I’m useless” complex.

    IT HURTS

    • bunghole
      December 17, 2014, 5:27 pm | # | Reply

      -He sees his dad
      -His dad calls him a faggot
      -His dad punches him in the dick
      -His dad smokes a ton of crack

      END OF SERIES

      • SpaghettiWizard
        December 18, 2014, 6:44 am | # | Reply

        OR
        -Sees his dad
        -“Lol, no, I’m not done watching you make a dick of yourself yet”
        -His dad punches him in the dick so hard he comes back to life
        -Pas-Q’s back
        END OF HELLBEAST

  16. Nestor
    December 17, 2014, 3:28 am | # | Reply

    Maybe if they’d spent the last 2 pages making strategy instead of flashbacking they wouldn’t die like scrubs.

  17. Qwerty
    December 17, 2014, 4:21 am | # | Reply

    Fuck.

  18. Bynine
    December 17, 2014, 2:14 pm | # | Reply

    Jesus

    I guess this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DokkPsdHjdY) is the theme of this particular page

  19. ZachD
    December 17, 2014, 3:19 pm | # | Reply

    “You’re something I like…”

    And thus, Pasqualo went back to hell. If you love me Gobo you will take this oportunity to make God Dammit canon. DO IT YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD!

    • bunghole
      December 17, 2014, 5:30 pm | # | Reply

      Was that the fan comic where suddenly everyone’s a pedophile and it struggles a little to hard to be funny with the poor writing?

      • Gobolatula
        December 17, 2014, 5:35 pm | # | Reply

        Nah he’s talking about this horse shit written by me:
        http://www.gobolatula.com/gd/ it’s like the IT HURTS prototype or something.

        • Toz
          December 18, 2014, 5:16 pm | # | Reply

          I wish this shit was canon.

        • Canon
          December 18, 2014, 9:07 pm | # | Reply

          That little green girl is confirmed for god.

  20. Balls
    December 17, 2014, 4:15 pm | # | Reply

    Real talk. Gob, you draw a fucking awesome hellbeast.

    • Gobolatula
      December 17, 2014, 4:58 pm | # | Reply

      Thank you very much 🙂

  21. bob
    December 17, 2014, 5:08 pm | # | Reply

    RIP in piece Pasquillo. You died the same way you lived. As a bitch.

  22. Nutters
    December 18, 2014, 7:18 pm | # | Reply

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Yb3cN5EQbs

    IT BEGINS

  23. Allen
    December 23, 2014, 10:52 pm | # | Reply

    Epic dog lip curl in panel 2.

  24. doopadoo
    February 25, 2017, 3:09 pm | # | Reply

    Callback to 27: http://gobolatula.com/ithurts/?comic=027-swing-set-2

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